Recluse

As an avid gamer my favorite minigame is adjusting the brightness until the image on the left is barely visible, nobody is better at that than me

You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, vote for my party.

liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky

no joke here, just a reminder that the ultra wealthy do not see you as human but rather as a resource to extract for profit

A very fluffy siamese-appearing cat that looks like two huge blue eyes in an explosion of fur.

Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting

YES

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Less than 100 pages left of Alchemised and I’m purposely dragging it out because it’s so painfully tragic.

Instagram ad with picture of some hands. Text: Another winter ruining your hands? END IT NOW.

Suicide is never the answer

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

Finneas and Billie

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

how can we suffer these people to live among us, let alone purport to rule us? they're not just our enemies. they're an affront to the human experiment. they're hostile to all life not their own. they'd burn any number of us alive to avoid even a moment of mild discomfort. hideous

when your public moment of vulnerability undergoes memetic semantic degradation

sometimes i think about that thing a disco elysium dev said in response to someone asking why choosing fascist options lowers your morale. that being a fascist is miserable, since it requires you to believe that you are being dominated by the weak and unworthy in everything you do.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: gym setting. One guy sees another guy across the gym with huge muscles. He remarks, “whoa! That dude is yolked!” Panel 2: a girl working out next to him says, “ugh, why do guys even want to get that big?” Panel 3: the extremely jacked guy is walking away with a slight smile. He is imagining himself dapping up a group of huge gorillas who are all happy and smiling, accepting him as one of their own.

so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america

Sign in People's Book in Takoma Park featuring the illustration of the werewolf ripping off its shirt in anguish which reads WE ARE SOLD OUT OF THE GAY HOCKEY BOOKS

My local bookshop understands their audience.

this year will be full of surprises

is that good

Shane on a stretcher after getting hit. “Tell him I'm fine, I'm OK.”

when someone asks me how i’m handling 2026:

doesn't this just mean nobody likes you. why is that good

Charlie Kirk at a Turning Point USA event. The caption says "THERE IS ONLY ONE HOUR OF OCYGEN LEFT ON THE TITAN SUBMERSIBLE." An inset picture shows Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars

been staring at this image on and off all day

daily affirmations before I go bed:
- I am worthless
- I deserve to suffer
- I need to punish myself
- I should be frustrated at how stupid I am
- I am overreacting

We wanted to know if ICE is doing its job. So we talked to three Aryan Nation members at a Five Guys in Coeur d'Alene.

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

Zohran sitting on the floor and saying "Oh God I want to die." Source: https://x.com/ZohranKMamdani/status/2006528196544434421

Can't believe I haven't seen this before. Huge potential here

really can’t be any clearer that there is no plan, just a series of chaotic and increasingly destructive impulses that are in the process of collapsing any semblance of world order