A figment of your stupid imagination

The Hedberg "I still do, but I used to, too."

500 likes and I'll call into work tomorrow and get day drunk and play video games all day

HIT HIM AGAIN AL LEONG

There's no hamburger helping that.

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I don't know why I remember this from PCU. I just know I always will.

I don't think something can be both "micro" and "beefy". I refuse to live in that world.

Goon a movie

High Goon

I tried to but your friends barricaded the door.

He's putting together a team...

I thought that's why they called him that.

You're too much for them anyway. They're beginners.

ETA? Really need this ASAP.

glad they're touring again
seeing them next month

Isn't it on CBS now? There are so many old people who are more confused than usual.

Steam reviews are fascinating to me. Just saw one that opened with "This is an extremely painful review for me to make."
Why? This is a video game. It is supposed to be entertainment. Alot of these say more about the reviewer than the game.

This made me go metaphysical. I am commenting from the Ether now.

I say "screenshat" because I'm an adult.

"Why is there an upcoming deadline on this? Is Scoob planning a nude werewolf costume for Halloween?"

If I'm gonna reply I gotta come up with more ambiguous ways to tell people to die that wouldn't get flagged

I'm gonna need to pray on this.

can I still melt after I explode?

It's just nice to be noticed tbh.

He was. You heard correctly.

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...

Being drunk and high af at 2am and the big lebowski comes on... It's like they peed on my fucking rug.

so this is why everyone thinks Michelle's getting divorced

I didn't make it past "I believe Singal was correct"

He's giving you a look that says he's going to make you take more requests soon.

Mirror's Edge