@sashikaufman.bsky.social
Middle school teacher, dumpster diver, mediocre gardener, author of books for kids and teens. I raise humans and chickens.
reading a book that is truly a work of art is as terrifying as it is inspiring to the part of me that is a writer
09.11.2025 17:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Despacito is a great song to do the dishes to, you know if you can’t make it to the club….
09.11.2025 16:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SNOW???!!!!! How at 37 degrees? Has my weather app been hacked?
09.11.2025 13:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me: I haven't changed that much in 10 years.
Facebook: Hold my beer....
You look like Edward Beet-hands!!
08.11.2025 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Check
08.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hipster or homeless?
08.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sunset at 4???
07.11.2025 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
November light #maine
07.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Course two will be my kids Halloween candy
04.11.2025 23:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If the power comes back on does that mean I can’t keep eating chips for dinner?
04.11.2025 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ugh, I just got asked after voting if I wanted to sign a petition supporting girls sports, aka discrimination against trans kids. But how many people sign not knowing what they’re signing??!!
04.11.2025 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To the parent who made their child’s trifold poster out of a Captain Morgan’s box, I salute you. #teaching #middleschool #edusky
04.11.2025 16:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hmm doubt it, but I’ll ask
03.11.2025 21:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How is this not an Onion post?!
03.11.2025 16:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think you're right -esp about the jokes. But since it's an actual medical syndrome it made me worry about women's pain and experience being discounted....again/more
03.11.2025 15:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Right?????!!!
03.11.2025 13:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My 15yo and her friends have not heard of "pms" and I don't get it??? Is there another term? Is health class failing our girls?
03.11.2025 12:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
One of my favorite walks from my Portland days. I love autumn light even though it’s fleeting
02.11.2025 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love to assign creative writing and I hate, hate, hate to grade it. #edusky #teachingmiddleschool
02.11.2025 14:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We have these in our yard too! The color is unreal!
02.11.2025 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I thought I was teaching a pretty good class this morning but/and the middle schoolers were most excited about a kid who bit his pretzels into the shape of 6-7
#teaching
Leaves on fire in NE
26.10.2025 12:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me: If you were going to imagine the ideal therapist, what would that person be like.
My kid: a dog!
I have just come up with the best idea for a date night for busy couples of a certain age - couples colonoscopies!!’
23.10.2025 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don't care if he asked you to -you will lose bean bag privileges if you sit on him and fart.
#thingsisayatwork #teachingmiddleschool
It’s puzzle season! I need problems with simple solutions rn
21.10.2025 14:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me: Yeah, this looks a little different from when I was looking at it last night.
Student: Wait, you have to do work at night?!
Scrolling through all the protest pics is a balm for my soul
19.10.2025 13:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Really enjoying all the protest photos today. Here’s mine with my kiddo
19.10.2025 11:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
