@max2themax.bsky.social
A nearly psychologist who's already jaded
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18.09.2025 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0=(
18.09.2025 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was this a 2am and trying to sleep flashback?
18.09.2025 11:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
25.07.2025 15:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is also my go to jam!
21.07.2025 07:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Life is worth living bc sometimes a cat will reach out and put a paw on u
16.07.2025 05:29 — 👍 6428 🔁 1396 💬 88 📌 48lol at the motto/pornhub search comparisons 😂
13.07.2025 18:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I read Tipp as "the golden vale of the slur"
13.07.2025 08:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0God speed brave young Jorts x
01.07.2025 13:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yiz can have that for free
28.06.2025 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0U put the ride in Pride x
28.06.2025 21:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Enya. Hasn't been seen in 20 years, it's about time
25.06.2025 15:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God, being in healthy relationships with others is better than drugs x
14.06.2025 01:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Got another addition to my emotional support dinosaur plushie collection as I wait for the fuel spill on the Boeing 737MAX 8 bringing me home to be fixed (iykyk)
24.05.2025 17:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The upside is I've no energy to push back so they move on quick enough, an when they see me shootin daggers at them they assume it's cause I poisoned myself yesterday
24.05.2025 10:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fuckin love being hungover and listening to aunties giving out about shite they know nothing about x
24.05.2025 10:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🤷🏻
23.05.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gurrl, meee too
23.05.2025 22:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bringin my Ma through the airport is like tryna walk a cat, giving out over nothin, going the opposite way from where we need to go, and then full on tryna start a fight with a guy who accidentally sat in my seat, I'm scarla
23.05.2025 12:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Said "don't talk to me about politics" to my taxi driver and he's now going on an absolute tirade about politics
23.05.2025 10:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can actually see some on my knee
28.04.2025 14:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today's offering for improvised kitchenwares
I've also managed to get yogurt ALL OVER my clothes everyday of this trip
Baguetini-tiny
27.04.2025 19:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Baguette-ette
27.04.2025 18:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
25.04.2025 13:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Had no tupperware for my lunch so I'm now on the train with a bag of spaghetti
25.04.2025 13:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Wikipedia photo of the concrete grave of Margaret Thatcher (1925-2013). Caption reads "One of the first public gender neutral bathrooms in the United Kingdom".
timely reminder
23.04.2025 13:24 — 👍 25 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0Just un-ironically asked my Ma if the pope was Catholic... state of meee
23.04.2025 17:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People be sayin this about me too, but it's cause of tism rizz
20.04.2025 09:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wasn't able to figure out why it looks like that... maybe old school street light covers?
16.04.2025 19:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
