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wry observer of humanoid folly (aka Max)

@max2themax.bsky.social

A nearly psychologist who's already jaded

27 Followers  |  32 Following  |  36 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  1.8846

Latest posts by max2themax.bsky.social on Bluesky

The only thing worse than the lemon lemsip is the minty lemon lemsip (like WTF). I like my depressed ribena but would try the lime and honey an ginger. There's apparently an apple cinnamon one too... dunno how I feel abt that

30.01.2026 12:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So what, you're gonna drink the lemon one instead... c'mon Micheal, be reasonable !

30.01.2026 09:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Brother, may I have some totes?

16.01.2026 15:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

=')

18.09.2025 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

=(

18.09.2025 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was this a 2am and trying to sleep flashback?

18.09.2025 11:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is also my go to jam!

21.07.2025 07:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Life is worth living bc sometimes a cat will reach out and put a paw on u

16.07.2025 05:29 — 👍 6378    🔁 1386    💬 86    📌 46

lol at the motto/pornhub search comparisons 😂

13.07.2025 18:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I read Tipp as "the golden vale of the slur"

13.07.2025 08:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

God speed brave young Jorts x

01.07.2025 13:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yiz can have that for free

28.06.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

U put the ride in Pride x

28.06.2025 21:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Enya. Hasn't been seen in 20 years, it's about time

25.06.2025 15:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God, being in healthy relationships with others is better than drugs x

14.06.2025 01:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Got another addition to my emotional support dinosaur plushie collection as I wait for the fuel spill on the Boeing 737MAX 8 bringing me home to be fixed (iykyk)

24.05.2025 17:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The upside is I've no energy to push back so they move on quick enough, an when they see me shootin daggers at them they assume it's cause I poisoned myself yesterday

24.05.2025 10:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fuckin love being hungover and listening to aunties giving out about shite they know nothing about x

24.05.2025 10:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤷🏻

23.05.2025 22:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gurrl, meee too

23.05.2025 22:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bringin my Ma through the airport is like tryna walk a cat, giving out over nothin, going the opposite way from where we need to go, and then full on tryna start a fight with a guy who accidentally sat in my seat, I'm scarla

23.05.2025 12:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Said "don't talk to me about politics" to my taxi driver and he's now going on an absolute tirade about politics

23.05.2025 10:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can actually see some on my knee

28.04.2025 14:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Today's offering for improvised kitchenwares

I've also managed to get yogurt ALL OVER my clothes everyday of this trip

28.04.2025 14:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Baguetini-tiny

27.04.2025 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Baguette-ette

27.04.2025 18:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Had no tupperware for my lunch so I'm now on the train with a bag of spaghetti

25.04.2025 13:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Wikipedia photo of the concrete grave of Margaret Thatcher (1925-2013). Caption reads "One of the first public gender neutral bathrooms in the United Kingdom".

Wikipedia photo of the concrete grave of Margaret Thatcher (1925-2013). Caption reads "One of the first public gender neutral bathrooms in the United Kingdom".

timely reminder

23.04.2025 13:24 — 👍 25    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

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