👊TRUE POPE👊

Gettin' hairier 👍

Hummus-cide?

Corporate gays? More like

Cornflakes PTSD? Call that cereal trauma.

Guys there was a THIRD bag

Inside every bag of chips is a second, smaller bag of chips.

There's actually only one kind of bird and it starts it's life cycle as a humming bird and ends as an ostrich

Merry Culture Night and a happy 1815 tour-nament to you all

Last night was a bus and we were for sure on it

Just heard about "denouncing". What the fuck.

:/

Hey It's kinda rude to comment on people's face pixels... Some of us are self conscious about that sort of thing.

I love making announcements. No better feeling that getting to announce something.

The moon is waning too quickly. Stop that.

Oh you're "just a girl"? Okay. Are you playing intense games of make believe on the playground about a bloody revolution in which you violently resist your oppressors in the hopes of making a better world, or- no? Oh. Okay. No it's fine.

I never thought it was possible but I think working with spreadsheets may have finally killed my love of spreadsheets :(

I want to know what postmodern family would look like.

I think I might be done with sad lesbian music... Looking for happy lesbian music now... What's happening to me...

Zines are so funny. Watch me put some text over an image and then feel something about it. Ridiculous.

Introducing me to Linux was a mistake

I've saved my 10 year old laptop from extinction... So if anyone ever needs a disc played... I can play a disc. I'm SO able to play a disc.

They've banned illegal items yet they still won't make crime illegal...

If anyone becomes concerned about my posting habits at any point just know that I have a whole note in my phone entitled "bluesky posts I'm not allowed to make" where I put things that I've started typing on here and gone "hmm. Maybe people don't need to know that..." So it could be much worse.

Successfully booked a doctor's appointment after procrastinating for the whole of 2025 so far. Someone tell me they're proud of me... Please...

I think instead of doing laundry I am going to stop believing in time. I exist on my own terms.

Oaysis

Citronella would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

Citronella would be a wonderful name for a baby girl

Had a terrifying nightmare where I had to ask someone to turn down the TV because the noise was bothering me. It was so upsetting my brain gave me a pit stop midway through and a friend to cuddle with for a bit. No idea what this could be trying to tell me.

I am relieved to announce that after much turmoil, back and forth, refrigeration, tears, sorrow, pacing, putting makeup on and then removing it, and consideration, I have eaten my sandwich. It was fine.