michael 🍒

i wish i understood maths or the point of it even a little bit. i just don't really get what numbers have to do with anything

a black and red striped jumper, crumpled in a pile on grey concrete outdoors

dennis the menace has been raptured

(guy who used to say ‘Joooooe Duffy’ seeing that the new guy’s name is Kieran Cuddihy) ah shit

have a job interview amárach. wish me luck but not too much cos the job seems shite so it's an "also a win if i don't get it" type deal

YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke 'Dylan's Burger' Full Sketch - I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson

i have thought about this sketch pretty much every day since i first saw it. every time i find a new part of it that makes me laugh and i just think it's perfect

youtu.be/Jt1GRckaQ_s?...

bought some terrible cheap wine to have as an evening treat. it's really sweet and kinda low alcohol percentage. i realised afterwards i could have spent maybe 1 or 2 quid more to get a nicer bottle but i unfortunately have supermarket madness (that's where i go crazy and make bad purchases)

landlord owe you money? join the tenants' union. catu ireland. catuireland.org/join

good advice imo

she just can't help being a baller!!

now it all makes sense. connolly just wants a huge gaff so she can shoot hoops out the back

It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.

had a dream last night about the berlin drag king i saw last month who's drag name was just "kevin". i hope he's doing well

that IS surprising!! i mean it's wonderful, i'm glad that you are generally happy to be around ❤️

that's excellent. no wonder she has an incredible aura she's got st michael on her side

was alarmed to find out that some people enjoy their lives deeply and are happy to exist. very odd

toronto is, as described in 30 rock, "just like new york, but without all the stuff!"

*chanting* airport train....airport train!

oh shit.....that's what it is

i love dipping hummus chips into hummus. double homicide

a blue and black painted van with the McDaid's Football Special logo painted on the side, which is a footballer in red kicking a football. van is in the middle of a street with some other cars around, and a line of red brick houses and a tree are in the back of the picture.

spotted today in phibsboro. yup donegal

happy birthday!! 🥰

it would be great if something like over the counter painkillers caused autism. because then maybe more people would take my words at face value and stop standing so close to me at the supermarket

Gay Jim Carrey's The Mask: somebody top me!

damn born in the wrong generation, we could been celebrating St Michael's Day 🙏🏻✨🌿

happy "older than christ" birthday cathal!! also, more importantly, happy michaelmas 🫡

hell yeahh!! they're spreading the good word

wait.....it's starting to feel like the free speech brigade were actually saying "i'm allowed to make jokes about how trans people are yucky and how hard it is to be rich and nobody online should be allowed to say i'm a hack"

turns out i've been using deodourant with no aluminium in it for the last few days. and i'm relieved that i didn't just suddenly unlock a new, stronger strain of BO somehow

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

YEA. i mean i appreciate that it's an interesting tasting stalk but i wouldn't toast a glass of it on new years

whoever named champagne rhubarb was easily impressed