@horch.bsky.social
Future vengeance demon
Dick Cheney surprised to find out that the daughter that will be jointing him in Hell is not the gay one
04.11.2025 16:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Breaking: Tilly Norwood assassinated by Duke Nukem. Link in bio
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I’ll get you next time, socialist
28.06.2025 00:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Need to see this guy tonight
#cavs #cavaliers #clevelandcavaliers #winfrog #cavsofinstagram
#pope #leo14 #leoxiv
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Wake up! Jeffery Goldberg is a crisis actor! Heres a real pic of him accepting some acting award. and when I went toTheAtlantic.com it was just a picture of Charizard with a huge wang with a little flame on the end.
28.03.2025 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoever named the gazebo was probably having a lot of fun that day
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Due to tariff war with Canada, Americans are now paying The Crash Test Dummies Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm for only Mmm Mmm
18.03.2025 05:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rural MAGA fans who have definitely always been huge Elon Musk fans for the last six months, addressed the recent SpaceX explosion over commercial airspace by stating that the spacecraft in question “blowed up real good”
07.03.2025 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump signs executive order to render every 1st born child in California into beautiful beautiful coal
Democrats respond by holding up a picture of the president but get this… he’s wearing a big red clown nose
Are you super anti “woke?” Like being against “woke” is kinda your whole deal?
Do you hate the current teen generation and just want to tell your little jokes?
Well guess what, my dude. You’re Freddy Krueger
Breaking: Doge fires team of secret warrior monks that, for centuries, have kept Gorgömelsch The Soul Eater abated within his realm at the center of the earth
19.02.2025 08:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Administration assures public they “can’t be Nazis because we haven’t exterminated 6 million Jews yet. Er I mean not ‘yet’ uh… at all… uh trans people want to um…steal your cars!”
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See ya onomatopoeia
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Started watching Silo. It seems like sci-fi for dumb people. Which works out nicely for yours truly
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Just called the ICE tip line to report Elon and Melania
29.01.2025 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s been quite a time for me experiencing the revolution from my phone for the last 10 years. It’s likely real life will be at my door in the next couple years and I just threw my back out this weekend grabbing a lacroix from the bottom shelf of my fridge
27.01.2025 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“I’d really love to see Jeremy Piven up there, but when you think about it, it really should be Vince and his buddies”
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