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he/him | born 2002

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Meme from “Parks & Recreation”. First panel, Ron Swanson says, “I worry what you just heard was Ditch the Switch”. Second panel, Ron says, “What I said was Ditch Daylight Saving Time”.

Meme from “Parks & Recreation”. First panel, Ron Swanson says, “I worry what you just heard was Ditch the Switch”. Second panel, Ron says, “What I said was Ditch Daylight Saving Time”.

Ditch DST already!

10.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 38    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0
Screenshot from article linked below.

Screenshot from article linked below.

“We need light in the morning to regulate the circadian clock. Compared to Standard Time, permanent DST has darker mornings, which can make it difficult to stay in sync.”

01.11.2025 01:39 — 👍 37    🔁 10    💬 5    📌 1

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

08.09.2025 00:37 — 👍 13671    🔁 2798    💬 117    📌 237
How To Join ICE
STEP 5
Undergo background check confirming at least one prior arrest for a violent crime

How To Join ICE STEP 5 Undergo background check confirming at least one prior arrest for a violent crime

How To Join ICE https://theonion.com/how-to-join-ice/

21.10.2025 15:00 — 👍 1492    🔁 183    💬 27    📌 4

I genuinely have no idea where most right wingers are right now. My own dad complained to me about how stupid DOGE was

21.10.2025 18:38 — 👍 362    🔁 15    💬 13    📌 0

Why do I only go on Bluesky like twice or thrice a month?

22.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like we’ll eventually romanticize shock sites the same way that Gen X romanticizes drinking out of the hose

22.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
“Be Honest, Thank You” meme:
• Woman: “Daylight Saving Time helps farmers, children, workers…”
• Man: “Be honest.”
• Woman: “I am being honest!”
• Man: “Be honest! Why do we really have DST?”
• Woman: “DST profits shopping malls, golf associations, and candy merchants.”
• Man: “Thank you.”

“Be Honest, Thank You” meme: • Woman: “Daylight Saving Time helps farmers, children, workers…” • Man: “Be honest.” • Woman: “I am being honest!” • Man: “Be honest! Why do we really have DST?” • Woman: “DST profits shopping malls, golf associations, and candy merchants.” • Man: “Thank you.”

Honestly, why do we even have Daylight Saving Time?

21.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 36    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0
It Is Genocide » Senator Bernie Sanders Hamas, a terrorist organization, began this war with its brutal attack on October 7, 2023, which killed 1,200 innocent people and took 250 hostages. Israel, as any other country, had a right to defend...

Yes, the war in Gaza is a genocide.

I hope you’ll take a moment to read my op-ed here:

17.09.2025 18:29 — 👍 2762    🔁 639    💬 187    📌 107
Screenshot from article (linked below):
> “The elimination of switching clocks twice is a great move, but if we’re going to really be making changes to optimize health and well-being, then a switch to permanent standard time is really what best aligns our internal clock with the world around us,” explained Anita Shelgikar, president of the American Academy of Sleep Medicine and a clinical professor of neurology at the University of Michigan. The academy has advocated for a switch to permanent standard time.

Screenshot from article (linked below): > “The elimination of switching clocks twice is a great move, but if we’re going to really be making changes to optimize health and well-being, then a switch to permanent standard time is really what best aligns our internal clock with the world around us,” explained Anita Shelgikar, president of the American Academy of Sleep Medicine and a clinical professor of neurology at the University of Michigan. The academy has advocated for a switch to permanent standard time.

New study this week again confirms: permanent Standard Time—not permanent Daylight Saving Time—is best.

17.09.2025 19:30 — 👍 54    🔁 15    💬 5    📌 4

Favorite songs of 2020 that rhyme "rock star" and "cop car":
1: BLACKSTARKIDS, "Britney Bitch"
2. Morgan Wallen, "Livin' the Dream"
3) Da Baby ft. Roddy Ricch, "Rockstar"

15.09.2025 19:35 — 👍 107    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0

The increasingly disturbing news is less disturbing to me than those who are not disturbed.

15.09.2025 13:26 — 👍 1528    🔁 162    💬 17    📌 2
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Netanyahu & his cabinet of war criminals are planning for "voluntary" migration of Palestinians from Gaza.

Having starved them and bombed their homes, schools and hospitals, how can it be voluntary? This is ethnic cleansing. It's a war crime.

NO MORE US MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.

15.09.2025 17:06 — 👍 1800    🔁 451    💬 89    📌 24

It's kinda wild seeing folks there trying to play the high ground while brazillians are cracking cold ones and making barbecues because our trump equivalent got condemmed in the federal court for his coup attempt

12.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 33    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

There's no shame in being wrong about something.

There is shame in choosing to be wrong.

13.09.2025 15:14 — 👍 2739    🔁 417    💬 28    📌 16

Mild take:

The vilification of "virtue signalling" was a political project designed to make even the most subtle reminders of what decency is uncouth and it fucking worked.

09.09.2025 13:13 — 👍 2080    🔁 326    💬 67    📌 9
Screenshot from article linked in the first reply to our post:
> In a 2014 survey of sleep patterns, Singapore was reported to be the third most sleep-deprived city in the world, just behind Tokyo and Seoul. On average, Singaporeans were managing with just 6 hours and 32 minutes of sleep every night.

Screenshot from article linked in the first reply to our post: > In a 2014 survey of sleep patterns, Singapore was reported to be the third most sleep-deprived city in the world, just behind Tokyo and Seoul. On average, Singaporeans were managing with just 6 hours and 32 minutes of sleep every night.

Permanent Daylight Saving Time chronically deprives sleep. Natural health demands permanent Standard Time!

10.09.2025 00:26 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Fourth Amendment Victory: Michigan Supreme Court Reins in Digital When police have a warrant to search a phone, should they be able to see everything on the phone—from family photos to communications with your doctor to everywhere you’ve been since you first

Big win for privacy: The Michigan Supreme Court says phone search warrants can’t be limitless fishing expeditions. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

22.08.2025 21:02 — 👍 141    🔁 28    💬 1    📌 2

The thing about headlines like this is that
A) racists wouldn't care (or worse)
B) systemic racism requires more than a headline to explain
C) the same sort of brain which can accept "sea level rise isn't a big deal, people can just sell their property" will ask "why don't they just move?"

23.08.2025 02:50 — 👍 1023    🔁 100    💬 18    📌 2
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The playbook of demagogues like Trump is to protect the Oligarchs by dividing us up based on race, religion, place of birth or sexual orientation.

They want us to hate each other while they laugh all the way to the bank.

Don’t fall for it.

16.08.2025 18:08 — 👍 2894    🔁 791    💬 83    📌 44

Our health care system is close to collapse.

Not enough doctors, nurses or dentists.

Costs are skyrocketing.

Trump’s legislation will cause hospitals, nursing homes & community health centers to cut back services.

We need a simple, universal system: Medicare for All.

15.08.2025 17:37 — 👍 2137    🔁 390    💬 112    📌 22
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Canada’s Bill C-2 Opens the Floodgates to U.S. Surveillance The Canadian government is preparing to give away Canadians’ digital lives—to U.S. police, to the Donald Trump administration, and possibly to foreign spy agencies.Bill C-2, the so-called Strong Borde...

Bill C-2 lets Canadian cops demand users' info without a warrant—and it paves the way for that info to go to U.S. government agencies.

28.07.2025 16:50 — 👍 124    🔁 80    💬 2    📌 9
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We support the developing ballot initiative to exempt DC from DST! (We also recommend delaying its effective date until Maryland and Virginia agree to follow.)

28.07.2025 21:46 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
End U.S. military aid to Israel | Sen. Bernie Sanders
YouTube video by Senator Bernie Sanders End U.S. military aid to Israel | Sen. Bernie Sanders

End U.S. military aid to Israel.

30.07.2025 20:15 — 👍 2324    🔁 424    💬 94    📌 26
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You Went to a Drag Show—Now the State of Florida Wants Your Name EFF has long warned about this kind of mission creep: where a law or policy supposedly aimed at public safety is turned into a tool for political retaliation or mass surveillance. Going to a drag show...

A bar hosted a drag show. Now Florida wants a list of names.

31.07.2025 17:16 — 👍 172    🔁 71    💬 12    📌 14
STEP 1
Potential aid recipients identified through rifle scope

STEP 1 Potential aid recipients identified through rifle scope

How Aid Is Distributed In Gaza theonion.com/how-aid...

31.07.2025 21:00 — 👍 2266    🔁 332    💬 53    📌 20
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No, the UK’s Online Safety Act Doesn’t Make Children Safer Online Young people should be able to access information, speak to each other and to the world, play games, and express themselves online without the government making decisions about what speech is permissi...

The UK’s Online Safety Act doesn’t make kids safer online—it just censors the internet and invades everyone’s privacy.

01.08.2025 16:38 — 👍 210    🔁 106    💬 2    📌 6

Remember when the left was the place with ultra-academic and convoluted interpretations of seemingly simple stuff?

Now Trump appointed Supreme Court justices are looking at “all persons born in the United States are citizens” in the literal constitution and saying, “ok, yes…but…”

24.07.2025 14:44 — 👍 1987    🔁 128    💬 38    📌 1

Widespread flooding in New York, New Jersey, Texas and elsewhere.

Trump’s belief that climate change is a “hoax” will destroy communities and cost us hundreds of billions in damages.

If we, and the global community, do not get our act together what we're seeing now will only get worse.

15.07.2025 17:11 — 👍 1075    🔁 194    💬 37    📌 7
MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump

MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump

MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump

15.07.2025 20:00 — 👍 4917    🔁 802    💬 86    📌 53

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