Meme from “Parks & Recreation”. First panel, Ron Swanson says, “I worry what you just heard was Ditch the Switch”. Second panel, Ron says, “What I said was Ditch Daylight Saving Time”.
Ditch DST already!
10.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0@enigmaticlucas.bsky.social
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Meme from “Parks & Recreation”. First panel, Ron Swanson says, “I worry what you just heard was Ditch the Switch”. Second panel, Ron says, “What I said was Ditch Daylight Saving Time”.
Ditch DST already!
10.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0Screenshot from article linked below.
“We need light in the morning to regulate the circadian clock. Compared to Standard Time, permanent DST has darker mornings, which can make it difficult to stay in sync.”
01.11.2025 01:39 — 👍 37 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 1working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
08.09.2025 00:37 — 👍 13671 🔁 2798 💬 117 📌 237How To Join ICE STEP 5 Undergo background check confirming at least one prior arrest for a violent crime
How To Join ICE https://theonion.com/how-to-join-ice/
21.10.2025 15:00 — 👍 1492 🔁 183 💬 27 📌 4I genuinely have no idea where most right wingers are right now. My own dad complained to me about how stupid DOGE was
21.10.2025 18:38 — 👍 362 🔁 15 💬 13 📌 0Why do I only go on Bluesky like twice or thrice a month?
22.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like we’ll eventually romanticize shock sites the same way that Gen X romanticizes drinking out of the hose
22.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Be Honest, Thank You” meme: • Woman: “Daylight Saving Time helps farmers, children, workers…” • Man: “Be honest.” • Woman: “I am being honest!” • Man: “Be honest! Why do we really have DST?” • Woman: “DST profits shopping malls, golf associations, and candy merchants.” • Man: “Thank you.”
Honestly, why do we even have Daylight Saving Time?
21.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 36 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0Yes, the war in Gaza is a genocide.
I hope you’ll take a moment to read my op-ed here:
Screenshot from article (linked below): > “The elimination of switching clocks twice is a great move, but if we’re going to really be making changes to optimize health and well-being, then a switch to permanent standard time is really what best aligns our internal clock with the world around us,” explained Anita Shelgikar, president of the American Academy of Sleep Medicine and a clinical professor of neurology at the University of Michigan. The academy has advocated for a switch to permanent standard time.
New study this week again confirms: permanent Standard Time—not permanent Daylight Saving Time—is best.
17.09.2025 19:30 — 👍 54 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 4Favorite songs of 2020 that rhyme "rock star" and "cop car":
1: BLACKSTARKIDS, "Britney Bitch"
2. Morgan Wallen, "Livin' the Dream"
3) Da Baby ft. Roddy Ricch, "Rockstar"
The increasingly disturbing news is less disturbing to me than those who are not disturbed.
15.09.2025 13:26 — 👍 1528 🔁 162 💬 17 📌 2Netanyahu & his cabinet of war criminals are planning for "voluntary" migration of Palestinians from Gaza.
Having starved them and bombed their homes, schools and hospitals, how can it be voluntary? This is ethnic cleansing. It's a war crime.
NO MORE US MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.
It's kinda wild seeing folks there trying to play the high ground while brazillians are cracking cold ones and making barbecues because our trump equivalent got condemmed in the federal court for his coup attempt
12.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0There's no shame in being wrong about something.
There is shame in choosing to be wrong.
Mild take:
The vilification of "virtue signalling" was a political project designed to make even the most subtle reminders of what decency is uncouth and it fucking worked.
Screenshot from article linked in the first reply to our post: > In a 2014 survey of sleep patterns, Singapore was reported to be the third most sleep-deprived city in the world, just behind Tokyo and Seoul. On average, Singaporeans were managing with just 6 hours and 32 minutes of sleep every night.
Permanent Daylight Saving Time chronically deprives sleep. Natural health demands permanent Standard Time!
10.09.2025 00:26 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Big win for privacy: The Michigan Supreme Court says phone search warrants can’t be limitless fishing expeditions. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
22.08.2025 21:02 — 👍 141 🔁 28 💬 1 📌 2The thing about headlines like this is that
A) racists wouldn't care (or worse)
B) systemic racism requires more than a headline to explain
C) the same sort of brain which can accept "sea level rise isn't a big deal, people can just sell their property" will ask "why don't they just move?"
The playbook of demagogues like Trump is to protect the Oligarchs by dividing us up based on race, religion, place of birth or sexual orientation.
They want us to hate each other while they laugh all the way to the bank.
Don’t fall for it.
Our health care system is close to collapse.
Not enough doctors, nurses or dentists.
Costs are skyrocketing.
Trump’s legislation will cause hospitals, nursing homes & community health centers to cut back services.
We need a simple, universal system: Medicare for All.
Bill C-2 lets Canadian cops demand users' info without a warrant—and it paves the way for that info to go to U.S. government agencies.
28.07.2025 16:50 — 👍 124 🔁 80 💬 2 📌 9We support the developing ballot initiative to exempt DC from DST! (We also recommend delaying its effective date until Maryland and Virginia agree to follow.)
28.07.2025 21:46 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0End U.S. military aid to Israel.
30.07.2025 20:15 — 👍 2324 🔁 424 💬 94 📌 26A bar hosted a drag show. Now Florida wants a list of names.
31.07.2025 17:16 — 👍 172 🔁 71 💬 12 📌 14STEP 1 Potential aid recipients identified through rifle scope
How Aid Is Distributed In Gaza theonion.com/how-aid...
31.07.2025 21:00 — 👍 2266 🔁 332 💬 53 📌 20The UK’s Online Safety Act doesn’t make kids safer online—it just censors the internet and invades everyone’s privacy.
01.08.2025 16:38 — 👍 210 🔁 106 💬 2 📌 6Remember when the left was the place with ultra-academic and convoluted interpretations of seemingly simple stuff?
Now Trump appointed Supreme Court justices are looking at “all persons born in the United States are citizens” in the literal constitution and saying, “ok, yes…but…”
Widespread flooding in New York, New Jersey, Texas and elsewhere.
Trump’s belief that climate change is a “hoax” will destroy communities and cost us hundreds of billions in damages.
If we, and the global community, do not get our act together what we're seeing now will only get worse.
MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump
MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump
15.07.2025 20:00 — 👍 4917 🔁 802 💬 86 📌 53