Horrific Feast of Harlequin

A man wearing glasses and a red scarf is holding a book and standing next to a zombie mannequin.

Born on this day in 1964, Happy Birthday, GUILLERMO DEL TORO! 🎉

As Benevolent President for Life of the House of Wax Reevaluation Society, it always makes me happy when folks discover that HoW somehow transcends its own relentless Platinum Dunes/Augts-ness.

I am thankful to the gods of darkness for the recent opportunity to obtain each of the books of this accursed pair for well below the usual asking price.

Reunited at last. ⚔️

holy hell

(I waited for Yahtzee b/c he started the sea change of opinion on SILENT HILL 2).

YouTube video by Second Wind Silent Hill F | Fully Ramblomatic

It’s official. SILENT HILL F will be considered a classic in about 5 years. (Classics go from ‘divided/mixed’ -> ‘great.’ The bad SHs do the opposite).

I’m really fucking impressed that they recreated the effect and reaction of SH1’s bad ending like it’s 1999.

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10 horror movies to get to know me. (Difficulty Level: No extremity)

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie V.
The Mist
Phenomena
The Snow Woman ‘68
Candyman ‘92
Hellraiser ‘87
Suspiria ‘18
From Beyond
In the Mouth of Madness
Possession

Tried to mix it up. Can only get so far away from Barker.

All killer no filler.

I swear Swiss theologians can’t count. One has a 4 volume series of thirteen books, another has a trilogy of sixteen books… what they bloody need is remedial math.

YouTube video by IngravenVids BALTIMORE RAVENS NEED TO MOVE ON FROM JOHN HARBAUGH!

Even Ingraven, the sweetest sweetie in the whole Ravens fandom, looks like he’s starting his villain arc with that facial hair.

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The Ravens defense didn’t know who the play caller was on the field.

AN ‘NFL’ DEFENSE DIDNT KNOW THEIR OWN SIGNAL CALLER.

I am at a loss.

Im sick of knowing how the whole game will play out based on the poise of the team on the first drive.

Ownership needs to step up and clean house. This is not Ravens football. Today was the worst, most embarrassing loss in franchise history. There’s no fight in the D. Frustration in the O.

The problems of the last 3 years have come home to roost.

I can’t wait for the scratch and sniff version of JG Ballard’s Crash.

You know, for the longest time, I remembered THE SKELETON KEY (2005) as a bad movie that I liked despite itself, a fav regardless.

I was wrong. That move rocks.

Part of what makes THE OMEN so mid for me is that it’s an outsider’s film. I grew up on rapture-sploitation made by true believer lunatics for true believer lunatics, & scaring the soft hearted & OCD. Every secular end times horror movie lacks the conviction & batshittery needed to make it work.

Publishing will literally do anything to keep from being good at their jobs. Extraordinary work here.

Oh no what a bad moment to drop my phone.

Now do a version of THE HELL-BOUND HEART that smells blood and

As I have told, and will continue to tell, my fellow Christians, if Charlie Kirk is a martyr then martyrdom has no meaning.

I was annoyed/pissed at Pope Leo b/c at this point in his pontificate Francis already had 3 controversies, an encyclical, gone to Cuba, etc. while Leo took a vacation.

Good to (finally) see this Holy Father piss off the Pharisees by merely stating the orthodoxy.

Pope Leo XIV Today, more than ever, we must return to the heart, the center of feeling and emotion, the locus of freedom. Though it includes reason, the heart transcends and transforms it. Only by returning to the heart can we undergo a true ecological conversion that transforms our personal Austin I reject this whole heartedly. What you fail to see Mr Pope, the Bible says

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

Do my eyes deceive me or did Van Ryder Games added legally distinct DARK HARVEST & Sawtooth Jack to the FINAL GIRL game?

YouTube video by Rodrigo Cantillano John Carpenter - Halloween 1978 (main Theme)

Please rise for the Halloween national anthem.

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So he can make them Worse.

Emily Perkins and Katharine Isabelle in Another Cinderella Story

Emily Perkins and Katharine Isabelle in Ginger Snaps

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However, Hinako is so divorced from herself (fucking brilliant how they pulled that off and made it the player’s fault), her wants, her desires—and they’re all so confused as well—she’s repressing so hard that only when she’s unconscious can these conflicts fight it out within her. (3/3)

As a refresher on the Silent Hill ‘other world:’ it’s not another dimension, or a place you go to in your mind, or what the pop theory is now. It’s the real being taken over by the nightmares of the protag/someone else. Usually someone else. (2/3)

I’ve seen a lot of complaints about ‘the otherworld’ in SILENT HILL F, which is fair, the beginning up to the ritual is weak as hell, but it also does something that violates the og 4 and would normally have me yelling “Not Silent Hill!”

And that’s Hinako goes there when she passes out. (1/3)