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@feastlastharlequin.bsky.social

He/Him. Horror propagandist & football shitposter.

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Surprised it’s so few TBH. I would expect (and love to meet) some rural crank who just spams them with insane suggestions.

08.08.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that I’ve clearly laid it out there, I’m seeing a pattern in what I want from Christian creatives.

08.08.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Easily the best the film in the whole exorcism subgenre. The peak for a creator is when they go β€œwhy am I like this?” mode. For a Christian creative, it’s β€œwhy are you like this, God?” And that’s what WPBlatts is doing in Exorcist III.

See also: THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV, TILL WE HAVE FACES, SILENCE

08.08.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Setting aside the ethics for a second, this is also incredibly illegal and needs to be stopped jfc

08.08.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I got halfway through the first season and liked what I saw. No idea what made me stop watching.

07.08.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a special loathing for God-as-absence-of-evil theology. Gonna lock the filmmakers in a room with the collected works of St. Augustine.

07.08.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.07.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

This is Art. It should hang in MOMA.

07.08.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Criminals are so stupid. They constantly google how to do their crimes, and then, *shocker*, get caught.

That’s why I google β€œhow NOT to murder someone.” They’ll never suspect me.

06.08.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes .. hahaha... YES

06.08.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

italian horror fans'll be like "you don't know Argento Fusilli? Oh, you must see "The Yellow Knife." It's shot all in green, except the blood. There's a 45 minute shot of a nun crucifying a clown with huge needles. A masterpiece"

05.08.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1103    πŸ” 207    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 38

This would make me so happy.

As much as I worship at the altar of the original Team Silent, nothing would please me more than to see Silent Hill, and horror in general, start to catch up toβ€”and surpassβ€”the goat of goats.

05.08.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDo we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”

05.08.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 743    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4
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A Line of Ink, Stretching Back Like A Shadow – Karlo Yeager Rodriguez A Line of Ink, Stretching Back Like A Shadowby Karlo Yeager Rodriguez MamΓ‘n loved words; this, Gre-mamΓ‘n told me. MamΓ‘n had covered her belly with writing, painted words on it in great loops and wh…

For the weekend crowd: here's a mythic and surreal coming of age story
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03.08.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen all the Hell Houses.

Couldn’t tell you a damned thing about them.

01.08.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Please. FFS.

01.08.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The medieval religious were far more circumspect, respectful, and emphasized safety wrt penances than any evangelical with a teen program… ever.

The medievals are **still** more progressive than evangelicals on mental health (this is not a joke. They seriously were & are).

01.08.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The human equivalent of a gonorrhearic discharge Joshua Harris is in this.

Thank God for Clive Barker. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have survived Christianity.

01.08.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turned on SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE season 2.

6m 32s in and I need a stiff drink already.

01.08.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
Silent Hill f promotional artwork

Silent Hill f promotional artwork

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Silent Hill f screenshot

Going to mute (or avoid) Silent Hill f or any similar news around it. I'm truly excited for this game and I admit I genuinely want to play it fully blind. I'm not sure if I'm odd to think like this but... i want to have an amazing experience with it without getting accidentally "spoilers."

01.08.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Art from a typewriter!!!
I love creative people and I want this in my home.

30.07.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2724    πŸ” 561    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 37

... willingness to absolutely triple-down on anything her readers didn't like, her vampires' tendency to autistic hyperobsession, or her repeated writing over of the same events from different viewpoints.

30.07.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

equally it's been pretty easy for people to imitate what they *remember* of her style from reading IWTV as teenagers - gothic homoerotic romance and angst - but almost nobody imitates things like her extremely dry and dark sense of humor, her massively unreliable narrators, historical obsessions ...

30.07.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

"60K Gazans have been killed," in both number and passive voice, might as well be genocide denial at this point. I don't think that's edgy to say. It's way more than that number and we straightforwardly know who's doing it

30.07.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 347    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 9
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Space cat! (And friends).

29.07.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The bits are fan-fucking-tastic.

29.07.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A new exhibit for the Museum of Horror Tabletop Gaming.

2/3rds of the exhibit, at least.

29.07.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not really cancelled, but Fruit Brute & Yummy Mummy are only released every now and then.

I’m hoping Carmella Creeper isn’t getting the same treatment.

29.07.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!

29.07.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For me, it’s a toss-up between Handel’s Zadok the Priest or Black Stone Cherry’s Rollin’ on.

29.07.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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