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You guys might not be following the internet the way I do. If I reposted it, I probably made a noise when I read it.

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Kinda loving the tactical suit jacket. I'd wear that.

18.08.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

06.06.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5045    πŸ” 787    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 132
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Big balls were used to clear sewers of the 1870s Yes, cleaning sewers in Paris literally required rolling giant spheres of wood and iron through the tunnel.

β€œbig balls” is trending but apparently it has nothing to do with Paris sewers of the 1870s which is unfortunate

06.06.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 763    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 12

Things I find funny today: Telling your Knicks fan friends that they should hire Doc Rivers.

03.06.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4
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this is one of my favorite Star Wars video edits

18.05.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1378    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 12

Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

17.05.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 17534    πŸ” 2893    πŸ’¬ 752    πŸ“Œ 318
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a man with glasses and a mustache is looking at himself in the mirror and says i need it . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is looking at himself in the mirror and says i need it .
17.05.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.05.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2450    πŸ” 470    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 57

Really confusing day for anyone who worked in a restaurant to realize that when we were told an item on the menu had been "86'ed" that meant the kitchen staff had assassinated it in cold blood.

16.05.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7829    πŸ” 1198    πŸ’¬ 274    πŸ“Œ 87
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If this person sat next to you on a bus or train and started ranting about Bruce Springsteen in this way, you would get up and move to a different seat.

In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.

16.05.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 32821    πŸ” 7164    πŸ’¬ 3862    πŸ“Œ 1068
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*tap tap* 🎀 is this thing on?

The WNBA is officially on Bluesky! And what better day to kick things off.

The 2025 season tips-off TONIGHT at 7:30pm/ET. Don't miss a second of the action ⬇️

16.05.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1107    πŸ” 321    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 155
Jimmy Butler appears to glance back at a couple who were passionately kissing at the Golden State Warriors vs Minnesota Timberwolves playoff basketball game.

Jimmy Butler appears to glance back at a couple who were passionately kissing at the Golden State Warriors vs Minnesota Timberwolves playoff basketball game.

When you get a little too excited about the #NBAPlayoffs

11.05.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Draymond: β€œThe agenda to keep trying to make me look like an angry black man is crazy. I’m sick of it. Its ridiculous β€œ

Also Draymond... πŸ‘‡

(via HaterReport)
#NBA

09.05.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 917    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 42

[Karoline Leavitt saying the Librarian of Congress was fired for having books in the library] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen

*refreshes feed*

[The mayor of Newark is being held at an unspecified facility] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen

09.05.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9025    πŸ” 1927    πŸ’¬ 164    πŸ“Œ 65

I’ve always liked Cecily Strong it’ll be nice to see her for these last couple season 50 episodes

08.05.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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donovan mitchell just dunked on pascal siakam, his ancestors, and all of his future family members

07.05.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 626    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 17

Buddy Hield earned $8 million of his $8.7 million salary in tonight’s game

05.05.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

The James Harden Hall of Fame discussion is going to be one of the most unpleasant things in the history of sports internet debate

04.05.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 583    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 44

Loss Angeles

04.05.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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DAD POWER

03.05.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11120    πŸ” 1027    πŸ’¬ 185    πŸ“Œ 106
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Happy 503 Day, Portland!! 🫢

03.05.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

They know we are, and deserve, so much better than this, and wouldn’t excuse or ignore this stone-cold lunacy from anyone else. And yet, for reasons known only to them, they lack the will or courage to say so out loud.

Forgive them, for they know what they do and must shame themselves anyway. 6/6

03.05.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1506    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 2

Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.

30.04.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 23275    πŸ” 4216    πŸ’¬ 1762    πŸ“Œ 255
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Yup…

29.04.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10442    πŸ” 1439    πŸ’¬ 245    πŸ“Œ 67

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

29.04.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 55461    πŸ” 11637    πŸ’¬ 952    πŸ“Œ 579
Jimmy Butler (front 3/4 view) talking to Dillon Brooks (back 3/4 view), mouth open with Brooks looking at Jimmy

Jimmy Butler (front 3/4 view) talking to Dillon Brooks (back 3/4 view), mouth open with Brooks looking at Jimmy

Jimmy Butler (profile) looking at Dillon Brooks (front), Brooks has head back and mouth open laughing

Jimmy Butler (profile) looking at Dillon Brooks (front), Brooks has head back and mouth open laughing

Jimmy with his hand up and thumb pointing at Dillon Brooks looking at referee Bill Kennedy who is in front of him while Brooks to the side is laughing at looking at Jimmy

Jimmy with his hand up and thumb pointing at Dillon Brooks looking at referee Bill Kennedy who is in front of him while Brooks to the side is laughing at looking at Jimmy

Jimmy Butler bent at the waist with hands on knees with his head tilted slightly toward Dillon Brooks who is leaning over talking to him in profile

Jimmy Butler bent at the waist with hands on knees with his head tilted slightly toward Dillon Brooks who is leaning over talking to him in profile

every shot a masterpiece

29.04.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6
A Cybertruck with a camper shell

A Cybertruck with a camper shell

Do you worry that your Cybertruck doesn’t look stupid enough? We’ve got just the product for you!

29.04.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1808    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 144

DAMIAN LILLARD FOREVER

28.04.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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