Staffordshire Rouleur

As much as I dislike Spurs, that was, in the words of da yoof, a banger.

Yanks are fucking mental.

Thank fuck #SaintsFC

I’ve just eaten half a large Xmas pudding and I’ll eat the other half later.

And I don’t give a fuck!

James is doing QPR and I’m down for Millwall, just so I can see him really.

After that I’ll do Oxford simply because it’s a new ground for both of us and that’s it.

I’ll not waste my time or money on it anymore.

I’d sooner be out with the dogs or out on the bike.

Just when I think it cannot get worse, it does.

It was an absolute shower of shit.

The owners record suggests they’ll do fuck all until it is too late.

But we won’t

He’s so out of his depth.

We need to change and change now.

It's fair to say #SaintsFC are wank.

The manager is totally out of his depth.

65% of white Britons say they ARE well represented in advertising.

So why lead with the far smaller figure?

@dalevince.com has been banging this drum for a very long time.

You sad fuck.

Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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I absolutely hate jet lag.

Back in Blighty with long trousers on 😢.

Stop crying your heart out fella.

Having 3 Gen Z kids, as well as teaching them, I get that sort of thing all of the time.

My 2 at uni were far more desperate to see Oasis than my wife or I!

That I’ve seen The Clash, The Cranberries and The Pixies amongst others makes them green with envy.

Thanon Chan BRT looking towards #Sathon and #chongnonsi BTS in #Bangkok #Thailand 🇹🇭. Home tomorrow ☹️.

I’ve pointed out to my students that I was actually there and it’s cool that they listen to grandad music.

Wat Kanlayanamit Woramahawihan

Any Tory talking about education, after the shitshow we’ve been through, can, frankly, get stuffed.

Are you idiots on the charlie again?

I would suggest the tactical voting to keep Reform out is a more important message.

As we say in the UK, they're shitting bricks.

What a brain dead idea.

Benchakitti Park, Bangkok.

I don't know, they have high-speed 5G, which works effortlessly everywhere.

My network turns my phone into a brick in the UK if more than 10 people are within a 5m radius of each other!

I'll suffer low-volume DJs in a coffee shop in exchange for functioning infrastructure!