Ron Sequitur ꙮ

Any storyteller can let you know a chili dog was sucked on.

A gifted storyteller will also tell you where this occurred, maybe sprinkle in a few more details for context.

Australian Shepherd in red plaid coat, sitting in a foot of snow, with snow rapidly falling all around her, a soccer ball at her feet, and a look that says, "What do you MEAN it's too snowy??"

Millie does not understand why no one will play soccer with her today.

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

Still true. Don't think for a second that dumping the most obvious fall guy is a change of heart.

The moment they admit to using illegal and indefensible tactics is the moment they all accept their share of the liability. Remember this if you think they're going to have a sudden change of heart.

They're not. They won't.

There is no turning back now. The Rubicon has been crossed.

THISSSSS

Guys nothing personal but if you rub your a.i. generated anti-ICE, anti-Trump memes in my face I gotta unfollow and mute you and also you’re dead to me.

It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.

There's a non-zero chance that, somewhere, an artist who specialized in human figures with effed up hot dog looking fingers has been out of work long enough to starve to death.

Hurry Mario go in the magic toilet and kill the dragon king

He has your wife

Vance added: "Joe Biden is responsible for the Titanic. Think about that. He sank a great American ship because he hates freedom."

Why even have county clerks?

The insanity it must take to actually believe, deep in one's bones, that a person could live in this country illegally, show up to a polling place, present no ID, vote, AND have that vote counted with no legal repercussions, is exceedingly hot-breathed.

"Minor electrical issue," is not an inaccurate way of describing a person having a stroke.

This post is about The Hamburglar.

Instagram post about a woman whose legs were eaten by a shark shortly before the shark returned to eat her torso.

Oh no is she okay

69% of Air Force One posts involve catastrophic pooping as a premise, according to one informal turd burglar.

Proud of you

YouTube video by CBS Sunday Morning "Hail to Indiana!": Jane Pauley on her alma mater's gridiron success and school anthem

This #IUFB season has felt like a monkey paw wish, and the twist is that, yes, IU is undeniably the best team in college football, but its dominance occurs amid the rise of full-throated fascism in our government.

So that sucks. But we always knew we couldn't just HAVE this.

youtu.be/WPH1nIOwEa8

[sees two women talking] TAMPONS AM I RIGHT

[Stephen Hawking voice]: When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

Relatable. My hair grows fast, and when it's long, it's a lot. Grew mine out for several months, and my barber was grateful because it allowed him to see where my hair needs to be left longer so it can lie down correctly.

There's a lesson in there, maybe. But... [makes fart noises with my mouth]

Did he wish on a Monkey's Paw to have the fashion sense of a high end vape dealer?

This, dammit. I'm not worthy.

I feel this. And at the same time, I'm not seeing "en masse" or anything close to it. Seeing what looks like apathy and avoidance.

I am sure I'll feel better tomorrow. Just really discouraged today.

This is what I want people from outside the US to see, as well. Too often, we are lectured on how we need to stop this, how we need to be in the streets protesting, etc.

LOOK WHAT HAPPENS. WHAT IS THE AVERAGE CITIZEN SUPPOSED TO DO??

I'm all for creativity, so if you have ideas, let's hear them.

You cannot see the victim in this video, or any blood. I often don't share these types of videos because they can be quite triggering, but this time, it needs to be seen: There was ZERO justification for the use of deadly force.

ZERO. JUSTIFICATION.

We are no longer a nation of laws.

Anybody wanna get weird and live-skeet a movie completely from memory? I'm thinking Caddyshack.

Me as Drum Major of the IU Marching Hundred, smiling despite a (most certainly) dismal performance by the football team.

Me when someone calls me a bandwagon #IUFB fan

Oh yeah, I'm a serious gamer, just like Howie Mandel

Might need to include the US on this list since he keeps trying to invade US cities.

I have been an Indiana University football fan for decades. Led the Marching Hundred and watched terrible football for So. Long.

This level of success exceeds every single one of my wildest dreams.

It defies all logic.

I am beyond giddy. Go IU!

#iufb