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(A week after she gives him the dryer balls)

His gf: have you noticed a change?

Him: I don’t really see a vas deferens

guy who loves doing laundry: all i want for xmas is dryer balls

his gf: what

Garcia: "Some of the other photos that we did not put out today are incredibly disturbing"

is Rep. Michael Rulli okay? he looked and sounded like a complete maniac during this Newsmax interview

Bro looks cooked. He’s either having a medical event or is tripping balls.

BREAKING:

House Oversight Democrats just release a small batch of 95,000 photos received from the Epstein estate.

Images include: Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Woody Allen, Larry Summers, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates.

Redactions have been made by the Committee.

I don't think people are really processing the fact that the sitting U.S. President and his team — and maybe the Supreme Court — and maybe half the Congress — want to force us to accept that we should obey the President and not the Constitution.

I don't know what news would be bigger than that.

Y’all who didn’t come up during the late 80s/early 90s have no idea what a sexy time it was. Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game is one of the horniest songs ever and we all just listened to it and were walking around like loaded guns ready to go off at any moment.

Your skin looks great, what have you been doing?

Every night I douse myself in tears and microwaved butter.

That day I shook too many hands.

The Trump Administration Ramps Up Its War On Coal Miners A planned rule to set new silica exposure limits—and address Appalachia’s ongoing black lung crisis—has been under continued assault. Now, it looks like it's off the table.

A planned rule to set new silica exposure limits—and finally address Appalachia’s devastating black lung crisis—has been under continued assault by coal bosses and the Trump admin. Now, it looks like it’s off the table entirely.

New for @inthesetimes.com: inthesetimes.com/article/the-...

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Patrick Star with long shiny nails, eye lashes, and big lippies. He lookin sassy

when I'm typing a message but then I see you started typing a message

Who is he shaking hands with? The Incredible Hulk??

BREAKING: Judge Paula Xinis has ordered the immediate release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia: "since Abrego Garcia's wrongful detention in El Salvador, he has been re-detained, again without lawful authority."

I would open the menu, see this, and close the menu knowing this is exactly what I was ordering. No need to peruse any further.

I just saw a journalist on here accuse us of whining about the MSM. He thinks we are wrong for blaming them about not accurately covering Trump & thinks that people should have been aware of who Trump is and it’s not on the media. Jfc, there are countless examples of the media completely failing us.

I cheer this news but the "move fast and break things" mentality of the techno class will once again harm real people that have nothing to do with AI.

And we, you and I, need to be ready to take to the streets in mass in protest against more bailouts.

I dream of a country in which a person needs a medical procedure and the cost of it doesn’t enter their mind. I don’t want to be a consumer when I’m a patient whose life might be at stake. We don’t have to accept this.

if someone asks what i'm up to today, i know they're not a swiftie.

Here I am, rock me like a hurricane. If you can- if not no worries,

I'm not an early bird or a night owl.
I'm more like a preoccupied crow constantly sidetracked by shiny things and my own shrieking.

Chuck Schumer agrees with Trump on forcing regime change in Venezuela and Hakeem Jeffries applauds Trump for securing the border.

These two belong in the other party, not leading the opposition party.

when you lose touch with your male friend for a while, that's called a brolapse

Erika Kirk is getting an entire prime time Town Hall on CBS to discuss faith, grief and loss

The 4 kids who died last weekend in the Stockton shooting won’t get a mention

The hundreds of other school shootings won’t get a mention

The political assassination of Melissa Hortman won’t get a mention

I do remember it! 😂

“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”

I dream of a country in which a person needs a medical procedure and the cost of it doesn’t enter their mind. I don’t want to be a consumer when I’m a patient whose life might be at stake. We don’t have to accept this.