Integrity isn't for sale

Sad I know, but trawling through the Epstein files I found the letter confirming she had relinquished British citizenship.

George, don't do that. I dog sat a Beagle called George and said this a thousand times a day.

Maybe your local Melton Constable could make a ruling on the state of undress/dress.

Hey no worries, I consider Katherine our greatest queen, speaking Latin, French, Castillian and English. She was every bit the Renaissance woman. I have a pomegranate from Granada to take to her grave, as a sincere form of reverence. Look up how she got round Henrys declaration of new religion.

type in haste, repent at leisure. But still visit Peterborough Cathedral, I think it shades Durham for harmonious design.

Any idea who ManAyrian United are playing this week, looking forward to Sir Jims' all British team plummeting out of the league. Oh did anyone mention he doesn't live or pay tax in the UK. Such a patriot.

Visit her grave in Peterborough Cathedral (all built in perpendicular Gothic) and take a pomegranite. Her personal symbol and emblem of Granada and the Alhambra.

Careful, he's colonising Monaco, just like the "British" F1 drivers and Phillip Green.

What a lovely word iridescence is.

It's part of the "Don't go Beige when retired" movement - I blame Michael Portillo !

Why is it that the arms go floppy, but you can't tighten the screws without using your glasses.

As someone once remarked in the Vatican museum "Culture, I've had it up to my arse after 30 minutes".

When sea urchins tick the "optional alloy wheel" box

Although I have always been fond of the smaller brother.

I always thought a written constitution was a good idea, of course it's only as good as those who abide by it.

I try to use cash for independent business and they generally pay 4-5 % on card transactions.

Rest assured that Reform will NEVER work with Tories.
Apart from Lee Anderson, Nadine Dorries, Danny Kruger, Andrea Jenkyns, Jonathan Gullis, Sarah Pochin, Jake Berry, Marco Longhi, Peter Bone, Robert Jenrick, Andrew Rosindell, Suella Braverman…

Mark Watson, for 20 years giving people a reason to travel to Australia. Also, you are not Bon Jovi.

We don't hate you, but we don't like what your system of government has allowed to happen. Especially as you country is now manipulated by a bunch who don't give a sh*t about the rule of law, domestic or international.

The best thing about it is next door monkey puzzle tree.

That'll teach you to eat chips in the car.

Winner because the colour of the sky - usually at dusk or dawn, but always vanishing before you can get another to witness it.

If I were to say to you...

I had no idea Deputy Dawg was a fed ! Didn't really use the C word until covid and "the new world order".

At the design meeting, much hand wringing over the polycarbonate headlight covers. "How will the owner clean them" was asked "with love" came the reply and they moved on. This from an Italian cousin who was there .

Not being able to have the real thing, commissioned this in Pear and Applewood.

Incredibly, no-one on Nigel Farage’s team has got round to deleting this post. It’s still live as Robert Jenrick gives his big defection speech.

Let's face it your audience aren't dumb so most will migrate. It's becoming pariah state to support the old platform.

Carol on the BBC used the word "MURKY"

Time to find the De Lorean and hit 88mph...