bob of suburbia

The Prisoner of Chillon (flipped), by Eugène Delacroix, 1834

wizard frog is insane

Hell fucking yes.

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

Strahm skill issue confirmed.

He's just gotten better and better with age, too.

It's really classy of the Phillie phans to chant "MVP" for Ohtani like that.

Yep. MetLife is going to uninstall the turf, put down grass, tear it up after the World Cup, and then reinstall the turf.

Just say that the billionaire owners are cheap and only care about player safety if it impacts their bottom line.

Has Trump said anything about his former “spiritual leader”, Robert Morris, who was just sentenced to 6 months in prison for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl? Will the media even bother to ask him?

Shooting involving federal agents in Brighton Park under investigation According to the Department of Homeland Security, a woman allegedly "boxed in" federal authorities, who opened fire.

ICE reportedly opened fire on rapid responders on the southwest side this afternoon.

There are *very few* details on this available at this time. Treat all rumors with caution until verified.

This Sun-Times article cites a DHS statement that should be treated, as always, with extreme skepticism:

Many American Jews sharply critical of Israel on Gaza, Post poll finds Most Jews say Israel is committing war crimes — and 39 percent say genocide — while often distinguishing between the country and its leadership.

Many American Jews sharply disapprove of Israel’s conduct of the war in Gaza, with 61 percent saying Israel has committed war crimes and about 4 in 10 saying the country is guilty of genocide against the Palestinians, according to a Washington Post poll.

2 Teen Girls Died In a Hit-And-Run. Another Teen Faces Murder Charges.

The New York Times doesn't tell you why the alleged murderer said he sent pizzas to the victim's house just before he ran down the girl and her best friend. He said on video that he was getting revenge for social media comments about death of Charlie Kirk.

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

USC sold dead bodies to U.S. military to train IDF medical personnel A review of seven years’ worth of contracts unveiled more than $860,000 to use cadavers in surgical trainings involving the Israeli Defense Forces.

I love when student journalists break a crazy story, especially about their own school. This one is extraordinarily macabre. www.uscannenbergmedia.com/2025/10/01/u...

They obviously didn't talk to the late night stoner crowd because the vibes were always off with this cat, and we knew it.

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#Humberto is no longer. But it really put on a show! It was the 3rd major, 2nd cat 5 #hurricane of the season, and 3rd one to Rapidly Intensify. That’s an understatement. Actually it underwent “Extreme Rapid Intensification” 80 mph in 24 hours, more than 2X the criteria for RI… 1/

A lady on the Sumud Flotilla livestream says the large boats have been intercepted and boarded, but there are too many smaller boats for the IDF to intercept. They are being hit with water cannons and com jammers but are still moving towards Gaza.

Shohei Ohtani just hit a home run that landed in Bakersfield.

Probably because everyone in the world realizes that Netanyahu is a psychopath and the president of the United States has mashed potatoes for brains. There's no incentive to negotiate when those negotiations end up being pretexts for assassination airstrikes by Israel.

It would be a shame for someone to find out why the Justice Department never allowed Special Agents within CBP.

Yes and no. The UNLV Rebels play on an artificial turf that the grass field slides over. I mean, it's kind of weird to spend billions on a stadium, know it's going to be used by two teams, and deciding to go the cheap route because it's easier on the grounds crew to paint and maintain.

That turf needs to go. I live in Vegas, and it's wild to watch the Raiders play on grass in a dome, while Giants games look like they're playing on a shiny carpet baking in the sun. Cheap owner stuff.

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

Larry Ellison predicts rise of the modern surveillance state where ‘citizens will be on their best behavior’ | Fortune Oracle's Larry Ellison believes citizens and police alike will be under constant surveillance of each other.

Larry Ellison envisions a surveillance state in which techbros rule. '“Citizens will be on their best behavior, because we’re constantly recording and reporting everything that is going on,” Ellison said in an hour-long Q&A during Oracle’s Financial Analyst Meeting last week.'

I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.

Everytime Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets to leave the kitchen.