sam 🧟‍♂️

i just don’t think a deloreon could reach 88 mph in a mall parking lot

It’s time for American leather companies to start making consoles again

Roses are red
Violets are blue

Star Trek Voyager scene. Janeway in uniform is pictured. She's leaning forward and it looks like she's either clenching her jaw or smelling something gross and wafting. Closed caption reads, "15 minutes of sleep is really all I need."

Hundreds of your Warner Bros DVDs probably don't work anymore Due to the way WB manufactured their DVDs, virtually all discs pressed between 2006-8 are unplayable now.

Are you a "own the physical media" person? Well, check on your Warner Brothers DVDs from 2006 to 2008 to see if they suffered from laser rot

And if not, think about ripping them to back them up

I wish I could tell the moon how much I like it

i hate coming up with ideas so i usually ask for “something pretty” - one time this resulted in a plushie shaped like a bean with ears, with “happy everyday” embroidered onto it. it was perfect.

Watching Star Trek - Enterprise season 1: wow they have made objectively the worst Trek theme song of all time.
Watching Star Trek - Enterprise season 2: CAUSE I'VE GOT FAITH! OF THE HEART!

when i say this movie changed my life i mean it

tv seasons should be 22 episodes long and at least 30% of those should be pure crap

I mean, RNZ had stories about it before submissions closed too. This is not the first time they’ve written a negative story about the bill.

A series of sticky notes on the window that follows the path of the sun

The sun is in my eyes... I could just buy and install blinds, or I can use my design thinking and UX tools to solve the problem creatively

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

mint chip nation rise up

super dog?! i am so in

what is the goodreads for complaining about bad audiobook narrator accents?

Wrapped brings the sins of January back to us each December, unforgiven.

November 2024 calendar, with the 25th highlighted noting that Mercury Retrograde begins.

Just what we need heading into December.

i only let myself play on long weekends now after that happened a few too many times

yes, at one point i noticed a line change and i couldn’t believe i would notice a silly thing like that

i can’t believe it’s finally out

A dark bird with iridescent blue and purple feathers stands on the edge of a bird feeder, looking directly towards that camera with wings spread. This pose makes it look rather intimidating and like a vampire

Common Grackle doing its best Dracula impression. Gracula I guess?

#birds 🌿

Yeah same 😂

a tiny part of me hopes that updating my bank app will add more money to my account.

I spent the week waking up an hour “earlier” (didn’t change my alarm after daylight saving ended) and I’m so mad having that extra hour in the morning is awesome am I going to have to be a morning person now?

Remember, NZ folks, with the clocks changing, this is the best you're going to feel on a Monday morning for the next 12 months.

I’m glad that exists!

I miss headphone jacks in phones - can we bring those back? I just want to charge my phone with headphones plugged in.

Cursive Letters xkcd.com/2912