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Peace Through Strength sounds like some George Orwell shit.

Whether he knows or he doesn't, millions of people actually don't know how things work, and unfortunately these bullshit truths he puts out are all they need to believe it.

My Roman Empire

Kissing the dog on the mouth is the least offensive aspect of this lol

No way. There is nothing more magnificent than the sun still being out at 9pm on some summer days. I live for that shit.

My mom's uncle has always been Uncle Tony to me.

Omg is this what that one Seinfeld episode is alluding to?

Ew

What the actual fuck is going on. No seriously what the fuck.

All he does is lie. He is a professional liar; has no other job description.

Oh, but then I just have to do it all over again next week 😞

The constant clearing his throat while the reporter is talking is annoying and telling.

He is a god damn fool

That's actually terrifying.

I read this in Stephen Miller's nasally voice

Maybe what David said is what Bill will do... I can only hope.

Since much longer than that...

Doing the Lord's work, thank you

Yes but she's his type, so...

Is this kind of cross-examination typical? "I'm going to suggest that all of that didn't happen". Strange.

Somewhere in China I'll bet. They have some crazy aquariums.

Didn't he say these exact, bizarre words the other day too? I never ever considered he was actually reading from a script.

Words have meaning. Words have power. Especially when they're trotted around and publicized, and used to make money.

These people need to get. fucked.

Did he just insult all of those people to their faces? Guess they really aren't smart.

He was practicing politics the right way? Good lord.

So that's why he signs his name like that