Jett Archer

new running theory is it’s other uber drivers and it’s just a community of homies keeping each other company.

who tf are uber drivers always on the phone to? y’all got so many loved ones you can pick up the phone 24/7 and someone will answer? stop showing off.

there is nothing I enjoy more than looking at words in a book while I think about something completely different.

marketing campaign idea for the big #apple iOS redesign this year:
display a static screenshot of the new iPhone home-screen on all those vertical digital billboards. that’s it.

every time i throw up i become highly conscious of how much more i should be chewing my food.

one of my favourite things about working in a pub is that i’ve made friends with so many new people whom i have no social media or phone contact for whatsoever. every time i hang out with them it’s a surprise - it’s so lovely.

shoutout kaitlyn denver tho - love her 🫶

The character Abby from The Last of Us Part 2 videogame

don’t get me wrong, having opinions on women’s bodies is BAD and theres a lot of dumb discourse about the bodies of women videogame characters out there.

…but i have to admit a part of me is mourning the fucking GUNS abby no longer has in the last of us show adaptation.

welp, guess it’s time to watch conclave.

new lifestyle routine:
- out til 4am
- call friend until 5am
- have early meeting to wake up for at 9 or 10am
- spend the rest of the day in bed watching tv because fuck i only got 4 hours sleep
- repeat

i know the actual reasoning but why don’t we use ‘english-american’ like we do african-american or native-american?

bring back the boba lids where you pop your straw through. i thought this little plug holder was something to smash through and now i have invisible sharp plastic in my tea.

you think if i added an american pub for pineapple on my burger they’d flip out?

so far this week i’ve been told i look like conan gray 3 times and im just letting y’all know i wont be taking any further compliments - this is the only i will be accepting from now on.

how many chihuahuas get blown away by the wind each year?

guinness might be the one beer i ever actually like. and it’s because it’s so far away from any other fucking beer.

nothing better than a good stationary store.

why do superhero women rarely have non-hero partners? superman is with lois lane, spider-man with mj, but black widow?? nah she’s gotta be in a fling with an avenger.

only been here a week and i’m already developing an L supremacy complex

i’m sick of people doing letterboxd reviews and not writing anything. they should be kicked off the platform.

american bread is doing more for my baking urges than the pandemic ever did. this is where savoury people come to die.

while it’s nice that the only ads cinemas in the states show before a movie are trailers, i’m actually starting to miss my ‘cold rock’ and ‘barry plant’ ads from back at home.

for every month you don’t use a streaming platform and the payment automatically renews, you should gain the right to pirate one piece of their media. it’s only fair.

I simply cannot deny that.

idk why my feed is always showing me your mushrooms. I will admit they are very nice mushrooms, but with all due respect, I have never once engaged with mushroom content so WHY DOES BLUESKY KEEP SHOWING ME YOUR MUSHROOMS??

anyways I’ve engaged with it now so i’ll probably get more mushroom content.

anyways I can’t wait to get my australian two-factor back so I can log into hinge again.

why are there so many dating app ads around nyc? you’re in one of the most densely populated cities in the world - there’s no place easier to meet someone at a bar, library, park, etc.

on a flight I normally binge watch oscar-winning films so my fellow flyers think I’m cultured. took a risk and watched a film PRE oscars - I liked ‘a real pain’ before it was cool.

heavily disagree - they should be fucking with established ip MORE. not everything needs to be made for you, ya know? let your favourite ip appeal to other demographics too.

heavily disagree - they should be fucking with established ip MORE. not everything needs to be made for you, ya know? let your favourite ip appeal to other demographics too.