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Gallego: "The president is an idiot. He doesn't actually understand how the military works."

It was the epitome of “this could have been an email”

It's both sad and scary that America's best hope right now is for a military coup.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Neil Young’s team definitely knows how to sue some people 💪

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

Cory Booker is probably foaming at the mouth wishing he could go shake Putin’s hand

Apparently REAL men are scared of public transit and any food spicier than mayonnaise

Good morning!

Trump is the opposite of manly. Beta

He wears makeup. He whines non-stop. He’s always a poor victim. He dodged the draft. He have never served anything noble. He’s desperate for approval. He smells like the inside of a warm prison on the bayou, he hikes his pants up high

A Look Inside Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan Lair

Woody Allen said dinners at Jeffrey Epstein’s place reminded him of Dracula’s castle, “where Lugosi has three young female vampires who service the place.”
Also in this NYT story (w/ gift link): Epstein had a first edition of “Lolita.”
Meanwhile, Trump is covering up his ties w/ the child molester.

Hellllllllll yes

Give them no peace!

Give that bagpipe player any damn thing he wants.

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As a person who has cured my ailments with Underberg many a time, I agree ☝️

So I guess the new normal is POTUS threatening to prosecute and/or jail a political opponent each day on social media.

For the record, my personal preference is a "sleepy" POTUS over a batshit crazy one every. single. time.

total mentions on Fox Business yesterday:

Obama -- 101
Epstein -- 5

I think we should also be talking about Trump’s mentor and known sexual abuser, Roy Cohn.

I believe that, like Diddy, Epstein is an appendage of a larger operation.

I definitely think he could be a client.

I think there definitely could’ve and likely were little boys involved in the larger scheme of trafficking, just not Jeffrey’s personal cup of tea.

Forgive me if I haven’t seen it elsewhere, but why are we not referring to this as the Pedofiles?

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN/TRUMP/CLINTON FILES, FFS!

We said release the files not the accomplices, idiot.

She’s a known rapist too. I hate it here.

Just watched some clips of Comic Con and man, seeing Matt, Trey, Mike and Andy up there is comforting. 🫶

So much has changed in the world since each of them started but they’re still here and for that I am so, so, so thankful.

four south park characters are sitting in a movie theater ALT: four south park characters are sitting in a movie theater

Holy Crap #SouthPark just made the biggest FU episode of all time!! Bravo Matt and Trey, thank you for making us laugh.

Every word of this. As American media companies, colleges & universities, tech companies, & law firms all bend a knee to the fascist in the White House, the creators of South Park courageously punch that fascist in the face. #SouthPark 👇