Yeah.... right now. [gives a knowing nod]

"Are... are you gonna throw that microphone? Because I'll go get it if you throw it. I'm just saying, if you WANT to do it, I'd be happy to fetch it for you. So, I'm here. Whenever you feel like throwing that.... Throw it.... throw it."

But how do you get that mass to convert into energy?

how exactly you multiply mass by the speed of light squared?

Robocop had a donk too.

How bout a District 10 movie instead? I wanna know what became of Wikkus and Christopher Johnson.

Even if you knew nothing about the situation, and you watched that exchange, you would not say that Zelensky was being "disrespectful." He was speaking like a rational adult. Then they started yelling at him because he said something they didn't like--THE FUCKING TRUTH.

It's still shocking that we all watched that shit happen on TV. And we let that son of a bitch run again.

Hate when the snow gets on the top of your shoes.

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Horrible Bosses is really funny. Got your Michael Bluth, Charlie Kelly, and Ted Lasso.

I don't know. Holler and show your ass? Wait, that's what Republicans do.

I'd love to see a dog in a trench coat mauling Elon Musk.

I'll always remember bumping into him in the bathroom at a podcast festival.

I've got a small collection of affordable fountain pens. TWSBI is the best. Never gets clogged. It can sit for months and still works.

That shit was pathetic.

Lately, the John Williams "Superman" theme has been coming up in my shuffle playlist at work. It's all I can do to keep from running around like a little kid and pretending I'm Superman.

I admit, sometimes I'm too lazy to read subtitles and would rather have a dub. But I don't accuse others of snobbery because they prefer subtitles. Hearing the actor's performance makes a difference. I watched both versions of Squid Game and the original is better. Main guy was too whiny in the dub.

So, preoccupied with whether or not you could, ya didn't stop to think if you should! First, there's the ooooh and the ahhhhh, new rye bread, uhh uhh, then there's the running and the screaming!

I was skeptical at first, but once you taste it, you'll be a believer. Ya gotta use that thick Texas toast bread because of the squeeze. And butter the outside. It's awesome.

A face that says "I live here now"

I used to make grilled PB&J's on the George Foreman. They were really good.

Watching those CNN hosts sit idly by while trump screamed lies into a microphone was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. CNN is done.

There are some parody true crime podcasts out there. "This Sounds Serious" is pretty funny. It's got Dave Shumka and Graham Clark from "Stop Podcasting Yourself"--my favorite Canadian podcast.

How hard is it to pickup the damn phone and call Colombia and tell them what's up?

Robocop. Just gotta steer clear of Old Detroit.

Harris talked nonstop in her campaign about wanting to help the working class. Trump talked nonstop about wanting to deport millions of illegal immigrants.

So, Trump really thought he was going to send illegal immigrants back to their country without checking with the countries first? What a presumptive asshole.

a man in a leather jacket and tie is saying cool cool cool cool cool cool cool ALT: a man in a leather jacket and tie is saying cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

So, Trump's just gonna keep doing illegal and/or unconstitutional shit and Republicans are just gonna sit idly by and pretend like it's fine?

This country is fucked.