Bennett (they/them)

public perception of us is the same as our gender; non-binary

ah well you see. with personalities and identities like yours and mine, the hotness isn’t enough; the polarizing factors either make us Cool or a Fetish, depending upon the observer’s perspective. we’re too much to be Only Hot

that’s very silly of your brain bc you should know that you would never think people who befriend someone solely bc “hotness” were cool. smh discrediting all ur friends just to discredit yourself 🙄

well it’s either you are also cool OR we are all the same type of lame. and either one is ok w me so even when my brain is Angry, it accepts that logic

me too dw

soup and bread is just milk and cookies

(congressional hearing, leaning into my mic) yes that’s right Senator , I did say “let him cook”—it’s every American’s constitutional right to cook until it is clear they’ve got no sauce

(Murmurs in the hall, I continue) and to be honest y’all have been running the kitchen too long

(Audible gasps)

a mirror selfie of me, a curly redhead with bangs in an oversized iron maiden tour t-shirt and tan cargo pants. the top of my curls are hidden beneath a tan bandanna with black patterning. my right hand, which has my apple watch and a rainbow hair tie on its wrist, is tucked into my pocket while my left hand holds my iphone, assisted by a hot pink popsocket on a bandanna patterned phone case

a front-camera selfie, showing off a bit of my graphic eyeliner, my septum ring, and my nostril piercing (which is a blue, green, and white tie dye cone). my short chain necklace is dangling down, showing my citrine pendant. them curls be poppin

another front camera selfie, this time with me peering over the top of my ray ban sunglasses. nothing new in comparison to the first, other than angle and the glasses

time to Be Gay and Get Caffeinated

I don’t even know how to accurately alt text this right now, just know I have great tits and my dress slit is pulled up to show the lace trimmings of my stockings

I’ve heard we can be horny on this app, so…

conditioning my partner so that him making plans = reward 🤭

what do u MEAN my relationship isn’t queer just bc I’m w a man??? I once responded to him pulling out his nerf gun and saying “stay strapped or get clapped” by SPRINTING to grab my strap on then whacked him and his nerf gun w my strap. that’s queer !!!!

found an old stash of weed that past-me left for future-broke-me, which is perfect timing for the Night of Many Booms. now we get to simply be high, eat sandwiches, and play Arceus

F I N A L L Y

we love a therapist who straight up tells me to prioritize obtaining shmoke once she heard the list of upcoming stressors lmfaoooo

hello I’m considering doing a go-fund-me for better gear for my service dog bc we need an upgrade and she deserves it to be more comfortable and college starts up soon so she’ll be working 5 days a week but I need people to tell me it’s okay to ask for that (yes I’m traumatized what abt it)

autistic pattern recognition pullin thru

listen this is a great comparison but now I just need to bitch abt how the portsmouth tunnel gets backed up when HRBT is a mess. like at that point idc if portsmouth is faster I’m not sitting in traffic AND paying a toll fuck outta here

an outgoing text that reads “good morning I have read your text and I feel positively about it but my brain is not fully online yet for the day”

two incoming texts, the first reading “lol ok” followed by “haha, I like you”

this is what autistics mean when we say “direct communication”. it’s not hard and yet any NT would find this exchange so off putting. starring @thateffinflower.bsky.social ❤️‍🔥

a quite aesthetic picture of pasta with cream sauce and various vegetables in a chipped blue bowl. an oilspill-colored fork sticks up out of the bowl, and a grey poodle is looking judgmental in the blurred background

I make good ass motherfucking food. that is all

every time my bf mentions the time period he was accidentally running w the Yakuza, he has a new realization of what all he could be implicated in and I laugh so hard every time. he rlly is just a silly lil guy doing dude goals things, oblivious to the implications

fascists should not be physically capable of making good coffee. goddammit.

photo of a sign that says “Sensitive Plumbing”

hot femmes describing their lactose intolerance and IBS:

unfortunately some airheads fall into this trap still 😔 we need widespread education on how to appropriately spot a true Silly Little Guy

the democratic party wants to just be a silly little guy. unfortunately they’re unaware they lack the fundamentals of being a silly little guy and then get upset that they can’t score the manic pixie alt gamer girl. in reality they’re just an incel in a bad disguise

and they don’t even make it funny 😔 if ur gonna be stupid u gotta be funny 🫤

like how are we supposed to answer accurately if you aren’t speaking our language that’s so crazy 😭 like you KNOW we’re too literal!!! why are you doing this to us!!!!!

they just genuinely don’t see the implications of the words themselves bc studies have shown NTs get the vast majority of meaning from ✨vibes✨, not words, and prioritize the vibes OVER the words if they’re confused

yes agreed it’s so funny to me that NT’s decided they were the right people to write the Autism dx criteria. I have DSM criteria in general tho bc it’s ALL focused on how it presents to and affects OTHERS rather than explaining the personal experience of the dx

so yes but also I hate to inform that u are taking that criteria too literally. what it actually means is “inflexibility of personally held beliefs, including ethics and morals”. it can be just as Bad as it can be Good

yes this could’ve been better but my brain is in power saving mode today

he/him with a short inseam, call that a he/hem