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David Gross

@davidgrosstv.bsky.social

Former stand-up comedian. Current sit-down screenwriter. Writes with @gennefer.bsky.social but I wrote this by myselv.

291 Followers  |  23 Following  |  8 Posts  |  Joined: 27.04.2023  |  1.6879

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2X VOTES TODAY!!!

Help @davidgrosstv.bsky.social & I take our love of margaritas and making movies to the next level. americasfavcouple.org/2025/david-a...

05.08.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Screenwriting soulmates.
Happy hour specialists.
Parents who bone.

โ€ฆand nowโ€ฆ
Finalists in Americaโ€™s Favorite Couple contest.

Help @davidgrosstv.bsky.social & I make it to #1 by Thursday so we can advance to the quarterfinals!

VOTE HERE: americasfavcouple.org/2025/david-a...

04.08.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Vote for David And Gennefer Aka "Parents Who Bone" as America's Favorite Couple! One couple will appear in an advertorial in Variety and take home $20,000.

@davidgrosstv.bsky.social & I have written TV shows, movie scripts, and plenty of inside jokes.

But our best collaboration is our relationship.

Weโ€™re currently in 6th place for Americaโ€™s Favorite Couple and need to crack the Top 5 by Thursday!

Please vote!!

americasfavcouple.org/2025/david-a...

28.07.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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On this day, I was lucky enough to marry the coolest, hottest, best drinking partner on the planet. Happy Anniversary to the triple sec to my tequila, @davidgrosstv.bsky.social. Cheers to 50 more years of happy hour and hot sex. I love you forever.

28.05.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โœ… Arm candy @davidgrosstv.bsky.social
โœ… Cocktail
โœ… Neckerchief

Itโ€™s Friday, friends!!

23.05.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy hour in full effect with my hot piece of arm candy, @davidgrosstv.bsky.social.

05.04.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My #Severance cocktail menu is 100% complete, just in time for the Season 2 finale. Praise Kier!

20.03.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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As if Mike Myers wasnโ€™t already a legend, him wearing a โ€œCANADA IS NOT FOR SALEโ€ t-shirt solidifies it. #SNL

02.03.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10406    ๐Ÿ” 1391    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

For me, writing is a lot like working out because I also did not workout today.

14.02.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dealing with the chaos the best way I know how: happy hour and this hunk. @davidgrosstv.bsky.social

01.02.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#SNL matters. Comedy is vital.

26.01.2025 07:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I started brushing my teeth with my opposite hand because I was told it activates different neural pathways in oneโ€™s brain. Now, my focus has never been better, but my teeth are a fucking mess.

22.01.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As my fellow Angelenos know, itโ€™s impossible to have experienced these last few days in LA and not have it shift your perspective. On the plus side, I no longer think that first screenplay I wrote in college is, in fact, the worst thing ever.

15.01.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you very much!

15.01.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a screenwriter, so Iโ€™d never tell you Iโ€™m lazyโ€ฆ I would, however, show you.

05.01.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I mixed and muddled and shook and stir (and imbibed and sampled and drank myself silly!) to bring you one of my favorite holiday cocktail menus Iโ€™ve ever created, inspired by our annual viewing of The Family Man.

Share your favorites in the comments!

23.12.2024 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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We pick a new color palette and name for our Christmas tree every year. 2024 is copper & gold. This saucy minx, always styled to the nines, enjoys a clove cigarette with her dirty martini, loves traveling, the theatre, and thinks the height of luxury is high thread count satin sheets. Meet Vivienne.

19.12.2024 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you donโ€™t like red shirts and khakis, youโ€™re not my Target audience.

27.11.2024 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Life is a dream with this one. @davidgrosstv.bsky.social

23.11.2024 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My son asked to read one of my scripts three weeks ago. Still hasnโ€™t read it. I canโ€™t believe Iโ€™m raising a studio executive.

14.11.2024 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SON: Dad, were there any doctor shows like Greyโ€™s Anatomy when you were a kid?
ME: Yeah.
SON: What was it called?
ME: Greyโ€™s Anatomy.

10.11.2024 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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