scribblewise

Two panel comic. Top is someone scoring a touchdown thinking “touchdown for you Jesus” second panel is Jesus watching Star Trek deep space 9.

Also my bowel movements are way better from the slower digestion because I feel like I've just had diarrhea my entire life. Anyway, good drug.

Feeling the psychological compulsion to eat fighting with actual fullness, and having my body flip back and forth between sated and starving with the trend towards feeling sated more and more every day.

Wegovy trip report:
Wild and alien to me to actually not feel hungry all the time, like to be eating a meal and decide that I'm simply done with it and I can have leftovers instead of just eating everything I can see and still hungering for more.

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today

My most antisocial take is that the times I've had to take rideshare you have a thirty percent chance of getting a driver who is annoying as fuck or a psychopathic driver makes waymo very appealing

This is probably why I never made a career out of this

Yay

Fuck yeah aviation facts

Look for me in "Melania 2."

@theonion.com

People read that??

What the hell

I think it was a big mistake to try to improve upon the crude animation of The General. It makes things that much harder for Shaq

I really like monospaced fonts

Also good: Julia Mono

juliamono.netlify.app

GitHub - subframe7536/maple-font: Maple Mono: Open source monospace font with round corner, ligatures and Nerd-Font icons for IDE and terminal, fine-grained customization options. 带连字和控制台图标的圆角等宽字体，中英文... Maple Mono: Open source monospace font with round corner, ligatures and Nerd-Font icons for IDE and terminal, fine-grained customization options. 带连字和控制台图标的圆角等宽字体，中英文宽度完美2:1，细粒度的自定义选项 - subframe753...

github.com/subframe7536...

Maple Mono is basically the softer, friendly cousin of Monofonto (the Fallout 3/NV dialogue font) - thinking about using it, or modifying it perhaps for my own uses.

Ok Google actually sucks but if you Google Impact font it does this which rules

You know now that everyone's using Helsinki I gotta go back to using Impact for the text in my comics

nobody look into richard stallman's whole deal btw

Yeah, it's making me nauseous!!

Don't let it slip away.

Sounds counterintuitive but I definitely believe keeping a small living space clean is way harder than a large living space. You're using the same spaces over and over again for many different tasks and activities, accumulates dirt faster, makes cleaning seem a little more pointless than it should

I'm gonna puke

My Dagwood roleplay ASMR youtube channel, sandwich whispers

The anti-woke alternative of dagwoodquotes.com, tradition.duty.dagwood.net is rife with AI generated comics of dagwood protesting planned parenthood and eating ivermectin beef tallow sandwiches, which make him swole.

Exhaustively searching dagwoodquotes.com to see when he first discovered the 'apps' from iPhone to 'apps' appetizer from restaurant connection

AI guy who just watched The Producers

bsky.app/profile/deep...

See this guy gets it. He's got this shit all figured out.

Professionals have standards