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Matt Smith: Graphic blandisher Read my webcomic at https://wisecomic.com/

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this is insane

07.08.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a darkly lit engineering near the warp core. Worf is in uniform and walking alongside the cute lil safety railing. He looks focused and intense. Closed caption reads, "Living among these humans has sucked."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a darkly lit engineering near the warp core. Worf is in uniform and walking alongside the cute lil safety railing. He looks focused and intense. Closed caption reads, "Living among these humans has sucked."

05.08.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1685    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 35

this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people

09.05.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7295    πŸ” 2301    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 96
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VGM landscaping is when I put on Battle Against A True Hero while I mow the lawn

04.08.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
They Might Be Giants - An Insult To The Fact Checkers (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen They Might Be Giants - An Insult To The Fact Checkers (Official Video)

Unintentional nonbinary anthem
youtu.be/AaIdHtTlaUQ?...

04.08.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sad Boy Song #39
YouTube video by Smokey Brights - Topic Sad Boy Song #39

youtu.be/xGZqxdye1VM?...
Unintentional trans anthem

04.08.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Viaje de Lady

Viaje de Lady

Viaje de Lady https://www.wikiart.org/en/remedios-varo/viaje-de-lady

04.08.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
An interior view of a shoe store or department featuring a sign that reads "DON'T Enter Mirror" on a mirror covering a wall.

An interior view of a shoe store or department featuring a sign that reads "DON'T Enter Mirror" on a mirror covering a wall.

no one ever comes back

03.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 916    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 28
The meme shows a person dressed in what appears to be a Roman soldiers outfit blowing a long horn at a small child in a modern bedroom to wake him up 

The important part is the text 
"Right about now it's time to rock with the biggity buck Bumble"

The meme shows a person dressed in what appears to be a Roman soldiers outfit blowing a long horn at a small child in a modern bedroom to wake him up The important part is the text "Right about now it's time to rock with the biggity buck Bumble"

Good Morning

04.08.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 780    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8
1980s anime screenshot of a square jawed man with olive skin, black hair and a large mustache in a futuristic metal backdrop with screens and panels in the background. He is wearing a green tshirt shirt with yellow piping at the collar and sleeve cuffs that has IRISH JAZZ on the front over a blue triagle with some lines on one side to made it 80s style

1980s anime screenshot of a square jawed man with olive skin, black hair and a large mustache in a futuristic metal backdrop with screens and panels in the background. He is wearing a green tshirt shirt with yellow piping at the collar and sleeve cuffs that has IRISH JAZZ on the front over a blue triagle with some lines on one side to made it 80s style

I never have a good reason to post this so here it is.

01.08.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1069    πŸ” 355    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 24

Weird how there's never any fraud or corruption in ICE or the prison system or really any program that doesn't help people.

01.08.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me when I reread dorohedoro

01.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Life Is My Hobby – wisecomic

wisecomic.com/life-is-my-h...

Behold my animation

01.08.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screengrab of Reddit. The post details someone passing the UK’s age verification screening using an action figure of Gordon from Twin Peaks.

A screengrab of Reddit. The post details someone passing the UK’s age verification screening using an action figure of Gordon from Twin Peaks.

THEY GOT ME DOING THE AGE VERIFICATION COOP, YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER FOR THE ENGLISH LADS SO THEY CAN LOOK AT THE PORNOGRAPHIES

31.07.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3006    πŸ” 981    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 13

Eating that gyro while walking around was on par or maybe even better than eating an ultimate cheeseburger and a giant dr. Pepper while cruising the highway in an 86 crown Victoria. That's really fucking good!! DC is truly my home now.

31.07.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Damn I went shinji mode on that gyro

31.07.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mrs Twice: Oh, poor Ralph! Do you know what it's like to be married to a wonderful man for fourteen years?

Det. Frank Drebin:
No, I can't say that I do. I did live with a guy once, though, but that was just for a couple of years. [Mrs. Twice makes sounds of trying not to cry] Usual slurs, rumours, innuendos - people didn't understand.

[Ed gives Mrs. Twice a handkerchief and she starts crying into it]

Det. Frank Drebin:
[to camera]

Det. Frank Drebin:
Ran him outta town like a common pygmy. [Mrs. Twice starts crying a little harder]

Capt. Ed Hocken:
Did he have any enemies?

Mrs. Twice:
Well the Democrats didn't like him.

Det. Frank Drebin:
[continues, to camera, with Mrs. Twice continuing to sob softly] Sure, he was a physical education major but he had a mind! He could think, he wasn't all muscle, all body, all sinewy limbs. He got married, you know, later - had three kids. Never cared for her. Sent a nice gift, never got a note.

Capt. Ed Hocken:
Now, I know this is a long shot, but did he ever eat chop suey?

Mrs. Twice:
[crying] No, no he never did.

Capt. Ed Hocken:
It was just a hunch.

Det. Frank Drebin:
[continues, to camera, with Mrs. Twice still going back into her softly sobbing mode] I told him she was wrong. And that youngest boy, just like his father. Football hero. Lived with him for a year. It wasn't the same.

[wistfully]

Det. Frank Drebin:
You can't go back.

Mrs Twice: Oh, poor Ralph! Do you know what it's like to be married to a wonderful man for fourteen years? Det. Frank Drebin: No, I can't say that I do. I did live with a guy once, though, but that was just for a couple of years. [Mrs. Twice makes sounds of trying not to cry] Usual slurs, rumours, innuendos - people didn't understand. [Ed gives Mrs. Twice a handkerchief and she starts crying into it] Det. Frank Drebin: [to camera] Det. Frank Drebin: Ran him outta town like a common pygmy. [Mrs. Twice starts crying a little harder] Capt. Ed Hocken: Did he have any enemies? Mrs. Twice: Well the Democrats didn't like him. Det. Frank Drebin: [continues, to camera, with Mrs. Twice continuing to sob softly] Sure, he was a physical education major but he had a mind! He could think, he wasn't all muscle, all body, all sinewy limbs. He got married, you know, later - had three kids. Never cared for her. Sent a nice gift, never got a note. Capt. Ed Hocken: Now, I know this is a long shot, but did he ever eat chop suey? Mrs. Twice: [crying] No, no he never did. Capt. Ed Hocken: It was just a hunch. Det. Frank Drebin: [continues, to camera, with Mrs. Twice still going back into her softly sobbing mode] I told him she was wrong. And that youngest boy, just like his father. Football hero. Lived with him for a year. It wasn't the same. [wistfully] Det. Frank Drebin: You can't go back.

This scene ran on network television in 1982.

There was nothing remotely like it on there.

30.07.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 490    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 4

The heat has gotten so bad on the East Coast that it's now routine to see large men wiping their brows with slightly smaller, drier men.

21.06.2024 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Tips for mowing your lawn in the extreme heat:
1. Don't do it

29.07.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Felt well enough to bike a little bit now, tried my best to photograph this adorable baby dump truck with treads. I may have overdone the distance I went given how hot it is...

29.07.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey look they made project wonderful 2. I should buy some ads for my YouTube favorites playlist

28.07.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love carbs? Try replacing your entire diet with corn

28.07.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(weakly mumbling to piles of recycling that desperately need to be taken out( when I get over this... When I feel better, your dead kid your fuckin dead

28.07.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel vile. I feel like I deserve a sticker and an ice cream. Maybe I can get my wife to put a little sticker on my index cards when I finish my tasks. I have COVID. My brain feels wrong and my sinus pressure hurts a little all the time. I am hungry and I can't sleep. Still my life is very good.

28.07.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the humble american when he is about to explain something to me:

27.07.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3132    πŸ” 942    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 22
Self portrait

Self portrait

Self portrait #artbots #magritte
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/18517

28.07.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a dream in which you could buy a full-size electric car replica of the remnant from Pacific Drive, it had 250 miles of range and was only like $2500. In addition to being a car you could drive, it was also a controller you could play the game with. I was telling my deceased uncle about it.

28.07.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy who hates the Hario v60: more like Hairy-ass v-shitty

25.07.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0