MF

"Don't you know how to referee a match!?"
"No. I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared"

Referee in this Brentford Liverpool match is named Tim Robinson and I can't help imagining hilarity ensuing

Today is the first day of early voting *and* the last day to register to vote!

Polls will be open 9AM to 5PM this weekend! Find your early voting poll site at vote.nyc.

Don't risk evil Andrew for Mayor. Vote Zohran, don't vote Cuomo!

We see you, Rhea Seehorn

I'm "publicly communicating my concerns that Jeffries is a giant herb with respect to sounding like an absolute knob in terms of being a loser"

I will cackle for days if it's Hakeem Jeffries

Ugly ass Moe Szyslak

Boo!

MSG got Chris Rock, Kevin Bacon, Ben Stiller, etc in camera range. Keeping Eric Adams and Andrew Cuomo's hideous troll visages facing away

Cuomo can say Kościuszko but not Mamdani?

As unqualified and bigoted Sliwa is, I believe he sincerely loves New York City. Can't say the same for Cuomo.
Sad to see Sliwa isn't center podium for this final debate of Andrew Cuomo's wretched career

Shaq just said "Kawhi got two jobs...with his NIL deal" lol
I'm so glad they didn't break up this crew

It's the Cowboys now more than ever. Downhill since the 90s, clinging to past greatness, headed by a decrepit segregationist, rest of the league hates them

I look like Davy Crockett fucked Steven Seagal.

The Lowdown continues to entertain

Just started The Act of Killing. This is a wild first shot for a documentary. Or for any movie

The son who loves Pee Wee Herman was snubbed for best supporting actor

Wishing you good meds :)

Scott Pelley got a big scoop with the Trump DOJ whistleblower that almost surely was going to be the top story on 60 Minutes this week. But per the NYT, Bari Weiss personally booked Jared Kushner on 60–letting him take a victory lap for the Gaza deal. Pelley’s story was pushed to second position.

When you’re a sundowning pedophile who inspires 7 million people to hit the streets over how much they hate you, the best response is definitely to throw an A.I. tantrum

She might get fired from SNL and have only her music career to fall back on

Sabrina Carpenter just sang the line "he fucked me up" twice. Checked back and the subtitles said "he effed me up." She sabotaged SNL. Funniest thing all night

It’s not just you. The internet is getting worse, fast. The services we rely on, that we once loved? They’re all turning into piles of shit, all at once

Just started Enshittification by Cory Doctorow. Off to a hell of a start

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Stop questioning the manager's moves. Have you considered he might own a time machine?

Referee: Heads or tails?

Cuomo: I don't see why it can't be both

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

Bob Odenkirk

is down to party

Hey man, wanna party?

This game is stupid 👎 I'm putting on Survivor

I got baseball on the tv, football on the tablet, and the Zohran rally on my phone :)