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@templinjay.bsky.social

Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Master Gardener. Hunter. Jack of all trades. Veteran of the War on Drugs. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal. #NoKingsButShortKings #ButlerianJihadNow

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On a hard roll!

11.02.2026 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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sometimes, if youโ€™re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

11.02.2026 09:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1730    ๐Ÿ” 301    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Now we learn the billionaire owner of a bridge that will compete w/the new Canada-MI bridge met with Lutnick right before Trump issued his threat to shut down the new bridge. The Trump admin is a lawless mafia gangster extortion racket existing to enrich oligarchs at our expense.

10.02.2026 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5360    ๐Ÿ” 2004    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 228    ๐Ÿ“Œ 101

Orangeโ€ฆpeelsโ€ฆ?
Do I even want to know?

11.02.2026 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Khanna: There were two rounds of redactions. There was the original FBI redactionsโ€ฆ and they did a second round of redactions at the DOJ. What theyโ€™re showing members now is the unredacted version of the DOJโ€™s redactionsโ€”not the original FBI redactions. Theyโ€™re in blatant violation of the law.

11.02.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15085    ๐Ÿ” 4962    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 309    ๐Ÿ“Œ 147

NEWS: The actual numbers from the Super Bowl are now in, per Nielsen.

โ€ขSeahawks-Patriots averaged 124.9 million viewers, second-most watched SB in U.S. history behind last year.

โ€ขThe halftime show averaged 128.2 million viewers in the U.S. Full global viewership will be available early next week.

10.02.2026 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 423    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
Apashe & Alina Pash - Kyiv
YouTube video by Apashe Apashe & Alina Pash - Kyiv

#NAFO #Fellas #NAFOBoost

Why I do what I do! Slava Ukraini! WAKE UP!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIfq...

10.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Turkey tail mushroom

Turkey tail mushroom

Hereโ€™s one I shot a couple of years ago. I always keep an eye out for cool fungiโ€ฆ

11.02.2026 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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On every important vote that matters, Susan Collins votes with Trump.

Every time her vote could stop something heโ€™s trying to do, she votes with him.

She is a fake moderate with a MAGA voting record.

A vote for Susan Collins is a vote to give Trump more power.

11.02.2026 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3855    ๐Ÿ” 1008    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 221    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

โ€œOutlawโ€ used to mean something very specificโ€ฆ

11.02.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorcery!

11.02.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not too too early- I started spring brassicas last week, and if the peas arenโ€™t in the ground by Valentineโ€™s Day I never get any good of them. Of course, where I am and where you am are just *slightly* different, climate wiseโ€ฆ

11.02.2026 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WATTERS: โ€œHe passes me, screeches on the brakes, rolls down the window and says โ€˜F.U. FASCIST!โ€™ โ€” in my neighborhood! He doesnโ€™t know Iโ€™m a fascist!โ€

@jessicatarlov.bsky.social: โ€œYes he does! Youโ€™re on TV.โ€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

11.02.2026 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2288    ๐Ÿ” 482    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 197    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

Oof! I feel you- I had to take our pupper for emergency dental surgery a few years ago- complete with sedation and x-rays. Even at the clinic it worked out to several hundred dollars per tooth.

11.02.2026 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s a pedophile himself. โ€œUnofficially adoptingโ€ a 14 year old boy when he was in his 20sโ€ฆ an adopted child who isnโ€™t in the family photosโ€ฆ ๐Ÿค”

10.02.2026 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How quickly they forget.

10.02.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 446    ๐Ÿ” 161    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Boycott Hagerstown in Washington County.

โ€œHagerstownโ€ may very well be remembered in history the same way we remember Dachau & Auschwitz.

10.02.2026 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

George Washington would have beaten those men into the next world with his bare hands for this shit.

10.02.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing!

10.02.2026 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Top notch parenting!

10.02.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've paid good money in recent years to take our kids to a taiko drum performance and a ukulele band concert, and there weren't even sporting events attached to those.

I think MAGA folks legitimately don't understand that we *enjoy* multiculturalism. It's not something we do to act superior.

10.02.2026 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pam Bondi says the system will collapse if she prosecuted everyone who is in those files... well, don't threaten me with a good time if you aren't gonna follow through. Geez.

10.02.2026 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 189    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

โ€œI enjoy long walks, cheese, and hollering at squirrels.โ€

Me, too, pup. Me, too.

10.02.2026 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good vibes for the little guy!

10.02.2026 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

10.02.2026 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5279    ๐Ÿ” 2199    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 99    ๐Ÿ“Œ 109
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Lauren Boebert appears visibly upset after viewing the unredacted Epstein Files.

10.02.2026 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 700    ๐Ÿ” 286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

They absolutely do not. Which is why no matter how much money they make, they will always be poorer than us.

10.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New email from Hopkins Chief Medical Officer:

"Mumps in Baltimore
What is happening: There is an increase in mumps cases in the community"

health.maryland.gov/phpa/IDEHASh...

health.maryland.gov/phpa/IDEHASh...

OMFG, @standupforscience.bsky.social ... this is so literally preventable

10.02.2026 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

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