Be Jay, Do Crimes

Robin is pretty clever- I tried it, but there was no manifestation. Probably because there was no unwanted fish.

If they actually cared about crime, they’d be sending the national guard into the Oval Office.

Only 15, but I’m working on it!

You wouldn’t happen to have John Fogarty’s number, would you?

a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder Alt: a middle aged man wearing a music band shirt and backward ball cap is carrying a skateboard over his shoulder and saying “how do you do, fellow kids?”

Is this us?

a man in an orange shirt says hell no while smoking a cigarette Alt: a man in an orange shirt says hell no

I wouldn’t hit any joint that had been in HIS mouth!

It’s gonna be a Monster Energy drink laced with ivermectin.

The guy from Cake watching a football player get injured:

He’s torn his meniscus

it's so awesome how stupid politicians are, man

the answer is "yes," both in the cheeky sense - if you're actively shooting a U.S. military base, the process "due" to you is return fire until you indicate a surrender - and in the literal sense:

bruce lee is wearing a black shirt and making a karate move with his hand . Alt: bruce lee is wearing a black shirt and making a “come on, then” gesture with his hand .

Let’s get it over with…

andrew cuomo: "rich baby boy zohran mamdani doesn't understand what it's like for real new yorkers, eating slop from their slop shops, fighting taxis bare knuckle, only able to afford pants for a few weeks a year"

Not enough people are talking about the chilling subtext and imagery in the messages being sent by the official DHS accounts

Why didn’t they just upload their statement to our iPhones like their shitty album, the tossers?

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER: We’re closing down the X-files again.

MULDER: Because I’m too close to truth!

SKINNER: No, a DOGE guy named “Big Balls” got pounded into hamburger by a pack of rowdy teens, so the president is turning you into a traffic cop.

The U.S. Marches Toward State Capitalism With American Characteristics President Trump is imitating the Chinese Communist Party by extending political control ever deeper into the economy.

Remarkable story in Mother Jones.. no wait. The Daily Beast. No, sorry. Slate? The New Republic? Let me just take a big sip from my brandy snifter and look at the URL…

www.wsj.com/economy/the-...

Most transparent administration ever. 🙄

That joke was the Best.

Love to see FBI agents with accounting degrees walking the streets of DC bullying homeless people instead of doing their jobs because a DOGE cybercriminal named "Big Balls" got beat up by a 15 year old.

Brilliant! I may have to do something similar…

I’m sorry for your loss. 😔

The fossil, and the reconstruction, smaller than a sparrow, fully flight capable

YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic Alice's Restaurant Massacree

And, of course…

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WaKI...

Almost anything the Grateful Dead ever played in concert.

I do! I’m also a fan of boosting the signals of artists I appreciate in the hopes that it helps keep them creating! 😉

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Welp

NANCY by Olivia Jaimes, where Nancy says Cartoonist is the best type of artist

BWAH HAH HAAAAAA!!!
@museumlara1.bsky.social did you see this?!? She always has such fantastic stickers!

You won’t regret being kind.

Even if no one notices.

Even if it’s hard.

You’ll still know you did the right thing.

This has become the most viral thing I’ve ever put on the internet and I think that rules

My Aunt Lil was a polio survivor who had almost no use of her arms. She always drank coffee out of one specific bone china mug that was just the right shape and weight for her to be able to hold it right.