Stephanie.

I had a dream that I forgot to get candy for Halloween so I was giving kids handfuls of coffee pods.

Kind of crazy how people think that the atrocities committed in and around the epstein-trump files has stopped. Only the venue has changed.

He’s not wrong (for a change)

I was led to believe, since childhood, that evil GENIUSES were supposed to take over the world. I’d like to speak to a manager.

We still have a few hours…

Every time a network, company, university and/or individual capitulates to that disgusting pedophile, felon, rapist ruining what used to be the usa, all I think is that someone within is also in the Epstein files. It’s not just a distraction, it’s an admission.

This is very accurate

We have them here on our property. That’s why we pay flood insurance in the suburbs.

True story.

a bug is crawling on a pile of dirt with the words hidden kingdoms on the bottom left ALT: a bug is crawling on a pile of dirt with the words hidden kingdoms on the bottom left

DJ6T in his natural habitat.

I really hope that Mexico’s border control officers are waiting on their side for an American to climb over the wall and be detained for illegal entry and defacing their property.

I was bitten by a tiny little vampire. 🧛🏻‍♂️

How do we make bigger waves?

Every time he said, “stop the steal”, it was a dare.

I’m going to play a game with my family. It’s called Seek. I’m going to put their things around the house in plain sight and watch them not find anything.

Why did elon let his child get on a helicopter alone with a guy he knew was in the epstein files?

I wonder if my dad’s cousin Tommy rose from the dead to wish him a happy father’s day?

Thank you.

I don’t remember the hateful and vile Stephen Miller being on any ballot anywhere. Why is he running the country?

My god is he evil.

This is his first part of his MO: LOOPHOLE ABUSE.

He’s saying that it’s not a literal list of names. Like ink on paper with names, maybe even in alphabetical order. That man’s brain is so very broken.

Why wasn’t he calling it a hoax before he was outed? Yeah, exactly.

It’s worse than we could imagine. Way worse.

So… what’s new?

I’m so old, I remember when journalists had integrity and pushed back against lies and bad actors.

How do you not lose hope when the muggles worship voldemort?

In my 54 years on this earth, America has never been less great than right now. Tomorrow will probably be worse.

Them: Biden is old and has dementia.

Us: Yup.

Us: trump is old and has dementia.

Them: How dare you insult me! Why do you hate America?!?!??!!!

Us: 😳

I remembered where I left my right EarPod. Please clap.

I have been waiting since yesterday around four o’clock for my husband to loosen ONE screw so I can continue installing the kitchen floor.

Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a rancid bigot.

New in PN: Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism

“'I’ve never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this.'

*More of this, please*"