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MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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11.10.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9352    ๐Ÿ” 2485    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

11.10.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4909    ๐Ÿ” 2868    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99

that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh

10.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5305    ๐Ÿ” 1138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
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Spotify is now running ICE recruitment advertisements.

10.10.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 320    ๐Ÿ” 145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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Hadnโ€™t realized we reached the Fascist Leader Talking In An Endless Loop At Sites Of Mass Transit stage of the dystopia.

Good to know.

16.07.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 344    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

10.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18851    ๐Ÿ” 7567    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 292    ๐Ÿ“Œ 243

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

11.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9748    ๐Ÿ” 2092    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 347    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88

They hate us for our freedoms, man, I dunno what else to say

11.10.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 851    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Lord give us the Democrats that Republicans warn us about.

10.10.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2613    ๐Ÿ” 543    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

So crude is down, stocks are down, bonds are tumbling and.... Bessent and Trump are bailing out Argentina with $20 billion and buying up Argentine pesos.

10.10.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 528    ๐Ÿ” 159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

A restraining order was issued YESTERDAY by a federal judge barring detention of journalists in this district unless they refuse to reposition themselves and are given adequate time to do so, or thereโ€™s probable cause theyโ€™ve committed a crime.

10.10.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13875    ๐Ÿ” 6355    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 879    ๐Ÿ“Œ 293
Regarding the Compact | MIT Organization Chart

A big thanks to @mit.edu. Their saying NO to the compact will hopefully make it easier for smaller schools to say no as well. This is a collective action problem & MIT is signalling they're choosing cooperation over self interest. Too bad @columbiauniversity.bsky.social didn't do this earlier

10.10.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 562    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That's right. Laugh right at these sweaty losers and double down on the peaceful protests against them.

10.10.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1059    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Federal agents arenโ€™t trying to keep the peace. They want violence to escalate so that Trump can declare martial law.

They shot a reverend in the head with pepper balls while he was praying in front of an ICE facility. If that doesnโ€™t tell you where we are as a country, nothing will.

10.10.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6362    ๐Ÿ” 3066    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 228    ๐Ÿ“Œ 240

Every day you donโ€™t spent money and stash that cash instead, is another day youโ€™re preparing for a general strike.

10.10.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was in rural Wisconsin and it was the same there. As one of the only kids who didn't go to church, I was super used to being dragged along to all the religious after school activities. And then young life came along and it was all exclusive and shit and I was so relieved ๐Ÿคฃ

10.10.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Welcome to the Health Insurance Marketplaceยฎ Welcome to the Health Insurance Marketplaceยฎ. Official government website.

Many people have been asking why Obamacare/HealthCare.gov premiums will double on average next year.

Here's why: In 2021, Democrats voted to increase financial help for people buying health insurance through HealthCare.gov. In 2022, we extended this assistance through the end of 2025.

09.10.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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The Onion's Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is now available online The Onion's Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is now available online

After doing a brief theatrical tour, The Onion's very funny 20-minute send-up of true crime tropes is watchable online.
www.avclub.com/onion-jeffre...

10.10.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 273    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Young Life was such a fucking cult...even for evangelicals.

09.10.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my god my brain just fucking exploded...the number of variables and data points he just glosses over in less than 10 seconds to jump to these conclusions...holy shit. I cannot believe the country is run by such sadistic morons

09.10.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If this stuff would end up on the news it would absolutely motivate voters. Plenty of people who don't give a shit about politics would absolutely give af about this.

09.10.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2370    ๐Ÿ” 910    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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The Pernicious Myth of Fentanyl-Laced Cannabis Despite periodic media outcry, there's no evidence that this happens. Even if it did, the practicalities of ingestion would limit any danger.

The amazing @clairezagorski.bsky.social explained why this is not a real thing and why this myth is harmful.

But the single most important thing everyone should know if you donโ€™t want to worry about contaminated, unpredictable, and unsafe drugs is that the only solution is to legalize and regulate.

05.04.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 319    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity

08.10.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5245    ๐Ÿ” 1067    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 76

As I observed in my Substack Round Up this past week, the endgame of the military strikes against drug cartels in international waters is to lay the groundwork to use lethal military force against Americans at home. Pay attention open.substack.com/pub/asharang...

09.10.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2515    ๐Ÿ” 1154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton Is Outsourcing More of His Officeโ€™s Work to Costly Private Lawyers Despite having an office of hundreds of attorneys, Ken Paxton is frequently opting for private lawyers โ€” many to whom he has personal or political ties โ€” to argue on behalf of Texas. One attorney cost...

Texas AG Ken Paxton hired a former staffer to work on a recent case. As a state employee, her labor would have cost taxpayers $641.

As a private attorney, Paxton allowed her to bill $3,780 an hour, so that day of work cost taxpayers $24,570.

(Published July with @texastribune.org)

09.10.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2173    ๐Ÿ” 1169    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 129    ๐Ÿ“Œ 82

Despotism is un-American and unaffordable.

08.10.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 381    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If you were determined to devastate places like the Arkansas Delta, where I grew up, you'd be hard pressed to come up with a more destructive set of policies. It's soybeans and rice as far as the eye can see. It's not an incidental fraction of the local economy, it is the entire foundation of it.

07.10.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 272    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It's been two weeks since Adelita Grijalva was elected and Mike Johnson has still refused to seat her, unlike in past cases where he swore in new members within 24 hours.

There cannot be one set of rules for Rs and another for Ds.

Also, release the damn Epstein files already.

07.10.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11718    ๐Ÿ” 3560    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 361    ๐Ÿ“Œ 139

To put it another way, I have represented thousands of people. I cannot think of a single instance in which the initial police report was entirely correct. Not one.

Journalists, please stop copying them down as if they were. Or at least give context re credibility!

07.10.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 485    ๐Ÿ” 160    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

Body-camera video appears to contradict the governmentโ€™s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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06.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16115    ๐Ÿ” 7615    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 835    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1101

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