Adam Messner

Seems like a good use of our finite natural resources

I mean…You could rotate it 90 degrees counterclockwise and have a function. That photo just shows what a dipshit Laffer is.

I don’t think it’s bullshit, I just think Laffer never has had a fucking clue where we are on it.

Granddaughter of a Navy vet. Daughter of a Navy vet. Mother of an Army soldier.

Not one damn dime should be spent on a military parade for a draft dodger…

Birdbrain of Alcatraz: confused old dipshit can’t tell movie from actual prison Mad King Donny can’t separate reality from fantasy

BIRDBRAIN OF ALCATRAZ

Birdbrain of Alcatraz: confused old dipshit can’t tell movie from actual prison open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...

Sounds like a fuckin commie to me

“Raised the profile”

Fuck off

a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with her hands folded in prayer and says `` can i getta amen '' . ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with her hands folded in prayer and says `` can i getta amen '' .

I have a small favour to ask of my American followers. 🇺🇲🇨🇦

Canadians are going to the polls tomorrow. Prime Minister Mark Carney (Liberal) vs. Maple MAGA Polievre.

We've always been there with you against Trump.

Can you show us a little love and like and repost this?

Bet he had a lot of Canadian girlfriends growing up

He got us a killer deal with Narnia

I NEVER UNFRIEND PEOPLE OVER POLITICS A Handy Guide to Understanding my Social Media Behavior Here are some examples of Political Issues "Should we levy another School tax this year?" "Is the maximum building Height for this zone Appropriate, or should We alter it?" "Do we need a light rail For our city?" "How much of our state Budget should go to road Upkeep this year?" I don't unfriend people Over stuff like this Here are some examples of Not Political Issues "Are gay people human beings?" "Should women be paid the same As men?" "Are Nazis bad?" "Is extortion bad?" "Are war crimes bad?" "Why can't presidents abuse power?" "Are black people bad?" I unfriend people over stuff like this

A useful cheat sheet “I never unfriend people over politics”
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Yeah, because MORE Elon Musk is what car buyers are craving

JD Vance got him with the Gom Jabbar

Why don’t you go away and stop bothering everyone with your bullshit?

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I’d believe 48% body fat

Fuck off.

Look at all these smug, grinning asslickers

Baghdad Barbie

A refresher on Donald Trump’s Rules for Governing:

Step 1: Create crisis
Step 2: Blame Democrats
Step 3: Rant on Truth Social
Step 4: Profit from crisis
Step 5: Claim to resolve crisis
Step 6: Declare victory
Step 7: Golf
Step 8: Repeat

Extend that to federal judges, SCOTUS justices, the president, the vp, and all cabinet secretaries

Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.

PEE WEE GERMAN

That’s why you never attempt to appease fascists. They always want more.

Can we charge Elon Musk with murder for this?

April 8, 2025 Stocks were up early today as traders put their hopes in Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent’s suggestion that the Trump administration was open to negotiations for lowering Trump’s proposed tariffs.

“With Trump’s extraordinary tariffs now threatening the global economy, some of those who once cheered on his dictatorial impulses are now recalling the checks and balances they were previously willing to undermine.”

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It’s not deportation. It’s illegal rendition.

Cool, man. Meanwhile, right wing media, elected republicans, and a third of the country will continue to pretend he’s not totally incompetent.

Pretty sure we said that last time

I mean…Technically, it is a suit though.