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I'm the white john travolta

26.02.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

saying something is "delicious" is gross when it's food but if you say it about something that isn't food you are going to hell

26.02.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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honorable mention to Chris Isaac in Fire Walk With Me

26.02.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that said I liked his weird performance in twin peaks

26.02.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it's a jim hensen fantasy movie with david bowie as a goblin king named jareth. if that doesn't kick ass nothing does pal

26.02.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

nah they are good

23.02.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it should just be that for a full minute

16.02.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the answer is 2/3rds of a time

15.02.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am going to kill you

11.02.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

guy in job interview looked at my employment history and just leaned over his desk and smacked me in the head

11.02.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cant wait for the big game

11.02.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

watching this show about a silo where everyone lives in a silo and they cant leave the silo i forget what its called

11.02.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about

11.02.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hey new acct could you guys stop making posts that I do not understand on here thank you

10.02.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can one of the football guys come over after the game and kill me

09.02.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.12.2024 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Idea for TV set

06.12.2024 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait why is pixels on here what even is this

09.02.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess male manipulator just means it’s good and a lot of people know about it

09.02.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

getting back into watching shows on tv. kinda cool!

09.02.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

superb owl haha

09.02.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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