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I'm from the government and I'm here to help

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Cartoon. Wife in bed, waiting for sex, interrupts husband's info dump (which includes a map of the fictional kingdom, a key explaining what the symbols on the map stand for, and the heraldry of the various royal houses) with "Role play doesn't need this much world building."

Cartoon. Wife in bed, waiting for sex, interrupts husband's info dump (which includes a map of the fictional kingdom, a key explaining what the symbols on the map stand for, and the heraldry of the various royal houses) with "Role play doesn't need this much world building."

Not gonna lie. I'm in this cartoon and I don't like it.

01.07.2025 01:31 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

the pit God will take what he is owed

26.06.2025 23:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A hard drive labeled "BAD" in sharpie

A hard drive labeled "BAD" in sharpie

The hard drive has "BAD" scribbled out

The hard drive has "BAD" scribbled out

A sharpie writing "bitcoins" on a hard drive

A sharpie writing "bitcoins" on a hard drive

The same hard drive thrown into the trash

The same hard drive thrown into the trash

Remember to spread a little joy, even if it will be fleeting

30.01.2025 23:48 — 👍 5266    🔁 1210    💬 69    📌 44
Goose bus! Flat illustration of an adult Canada Goose with three goslings on board (nestled on top of their wing). The adult is lowering their head down to a fourth gosling about to get on.

Goose bus! Flat illustration of an adult Canada Goose with three goslings on board (nestled on top of their wing). The adult is lowering their head down to a fourth gosling about to get on.

26.01.2025 20:46 — 👍 648    🔁 145    💬 6    📌 2
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Following the rare Florida snowstorm, Park Rangers at Gil Islands National Seashore were finding visitors delighted by the unexpected weather.

30.01.2025 11:52 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

could be carbon monoxide! Always check your smoke detectors on a regular basis.

27.01.2025 06:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

as a Poster, you must always maintain two accounts:

One, to make friends.

The other, to make enemies.

26.01.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a small, mostly hairless dog-shaped creature stands in a green yard and smiles joyfully. he has a tuft of reddish brown fur on his back, a lush cotton ball of hair on his chest, and wispy black ear hair, and none anywhere else. his tail is shiny and curled at the tip, making it look like a fish hook. his face is an untold number of wrinkles, like a putty sculpture someone left in the sun too long.

a small, mostly hairless dog-shaped creature stands in a green yard and smiles joyfully. he has a tuft of reddish brown fur on his back, a lush cotton ball of hair on his chest, and wispy black ear hair, and none anywhere else. his tail is shiny and curled at the tip, making it look like a fish hook. his face is an untold number of wrinkles, like a putty sculpture someone left in the sun too long.

This is Fabio. He is young at heart and several centuries old everywhere else. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

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should be illegal to have to be awake at 5 in the morning? sources say: "kill me"

26.01.2025 16:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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