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@kaijusos.com.bsky.social

was rocketattack on the other place. Heart of gold, jacket of leather. Built products @ AWS - some other stuff like http://maginotline.com & https://www.youtube.com/@kaijusos2146 - also @kaijusos@masto.ai

64 Followers  |  213 Following  |  107 Posts  |  Joined: 05.09.2023  |  2.4597

Latest posts by kaijusos.com on Bluesky

Terminator 4: in the multiverse of machines!

12.12.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
K POP

I found a Kpop dance class you can take.

momence.com/DC-Fit-/K-PO...

08.12.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel bad for the Seal team standing by to deliver pickled ginger.

07.12.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see the problem. He accidentally handed them his sushi order. Who among us hasn’t made the same mistake?

07.12.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big if true.

26.11.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red Dwarf and the Young Ones both shaped a lot of my early cultural misunderstandings

26.11.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even worse, I assumed I understood how hot vindaloo could be based on what I was served in America. My first time ordering it in London was met with the same β€œIt’s too hot for you” and the same β€œi’ll show you” response. The kitchen staff all watching me suffer from the window in the kitchen door.

26.11.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea, but I am not surprised by this either πŸ˜‚

26.11.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

SAME!

26.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the customary reply is "Thoughts and prayers"

18.11.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He found your one true weakness, Chris! Ad hominem attacks!!! What shall you do?

18.11.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😡

14.11.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please please please start your fireside chat with a pipe in hand and a book on your lap, then turn to the audience and say β€œoh, hello. I didn’t see you there.” I don’t ask for much.

13.11.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NEVER hold back the funny ride photos. That should be the next band press photo!

12.11.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a sign that says collect underpants phase 1 phase 2 phase 3 and collect underpants profit Alt: a sign that says phase 1: collect underpants, phase 2: ?, phase 3: profit
08.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a touring expense for the band. Chewie needs to be on stage.

08.11.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t unsee that now πŸ˜‚

08.11.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Home Depot Chewbacca enters the chat…

08.11.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Might I suggest popping over to the Alamo and seeing predator badlands? It’s a+ and I suspect you will dig it. Perfect movie to take a toddler to.

08.11.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where are the stories about the Democrat victories being proof of Biden’s abuse of the autopen?

05.11.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There is strong evidence that's an empty set. You can't prove a negative, but you can certainly run an experiment across all songs and ask "Would this song benefit a bagpipe solo?" Most solvers would quickly return "No, because bagpipes"

03.11.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That implies there is a modern rock song with a bagpipe solo it needed. That math ain't mathin.

03.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It depends what the definition of is is.

02.11.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who can we email to demand it? I’ll start a letter writing campaign!

02.11.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A particular type of mad nerd who has had their car on fire?

02.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s awesome! I would buy the catalogue if they published one!

02.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have an idea for a company we can start. Instead of improving reasoning the LLM just responds β€œbut her emails?” and β€œthanks Obama.” I predict massive valuation and a huge exit.

01.11.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No they won't.

(sorry. I couldn't resist. that was a lay up. Won't happen again)

28.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Poppycock!

27.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thunderball Mistakes

Not an exact answer but funny still.

www.mi6-hq.com/sections/mov....

25.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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