Evan Miller

Austin Rivers Everywhere All At Once

‘We stole the Super Bowl audience’: how In Living Color pulled off the greatest heist in US TV history Turning Point USA is plotting its own half-time broadcast in defiance of Bad Bunny – but one of TV’s Blackest shows already perfected the alt-cast in 1992

time to remind everybody that the Super Bowl halftime show only exists in this grandiose fashion because a tv show called "In Living Color" stole the ratings from the NFL; the execs notoriously said, "get me Michael Jackson's agent" and thus began all the pomp

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

It took me half a decade of therapy to learn that I don’t need to take responsibility for the actions of others.

We are a premiere golden-doodle breeder in Chicago IL. It's rare you find a reputable golden-doodle breeder in the heart of Chicago. We provide Worldwide shipping/deliveries.

I think a lot of #timberwolves fans are overlooking the most important factor in the Ayo trade: his family breeds really adorable Goldendoodles 🥹

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(Yes, I AM joking, but Ant and Ayo bonding over their dogs might make for a really good press conference or two)

A sign for a shop selling grilled pork, adorned with an image of a pig with an angry expression and furrowed eyebrows. Do pigs have eyebrows? We don’t think so, but this one does.

If we’re being honest, we’d be a little surly too if we were advertising a shop selling our own kind in edible form. #pacset #japan #japantravel #travelamongfriends

Both are potato products and both very good with chili. Chili and baked potato is classic, chili cheese fries is modern. Both celebrate the perfect marriage of tasty meat saucey on top of hot potat, and for that we should all be thankful

We have a brand new website, and a we've confirmed a BUNCH of our prices for spring and summer! Come hang out with us for some of the most inventive, creative Japan adventures out there! www.pacsettravel.com/news/we...

A siamese mix cat (Brioche) with white paws is lying on a blue blanket-covered cart. He's lying on his back, looking up at the ceiling like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders. One paw is on his stomach, the other is resting on the cart. In reality, he took a long nap and didn't realize it was dinner time.

Is this guy ok...

Honest question: where do y’all think I should be promoting my trips to Japan?

A corgi's head barely surfacing atop deep snow, against a backdrop of an old wooden fence

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

feel the beat from the tambouriiiiiiiine
oh yeaaaaaaaaah ♪

a delicate cloud of cotton upon a throne

☹️

Rebekkah Brunson speaks on Minneapolis before the Wolves game (h/t @gettinggophery.bsky.social)

Is it okay if I bring a bag of limes, cilantro, and an unreasonable number of bean sprouts?

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The first panel shows Jesus standing on a bombed-out street. Several drones are flying into the distance. Jesu says, “do unto others as you would have them d” the text is partially obscured by an american bomb. the remaining panels are blank.

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born American” is added in red. In the first panel, Jesus with a hamburger is standing on a city street. He says, “do unto others as you would have them do unt-“ he is cut off as four operatives with guns and mismatched tactical gear tackle him. One tells, “DOWN ON THe GROUND ASSHOLE!!!” A drone circled overhead and an unmarked van pulls up. “STOP RESISTING” one of the masked men yells at Jesu who is already on the ground with his hands behind his back. More men, drones, and vans arrive. Finally, the scene is mostly obscured by vans and masked men jumping out of them. From back where Jesu was being held, multiple gunshots ring out.

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born AS A WHITE American” is added in red. Jesu stands on the city street with a burger. “Do unto— uh—“ he says. He sits on the burb and eats th burger hurriedly. “Shit, need to finish this before my next shift.” he also has a cigarette and is distracted looking at an assortment of things on his phone. He gets up and heads inside the building. “I shouldn’t have bought that burger now how am I going to pay rent”

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born as a RICH white American” has been added in red. Jesus, shaved and in a suit but still with a burger, stands by the window inside of a skyscraper. “do…” he says, “…you ever feel like you’ve changed so much about yourself in pursuit of wealth that you’ve lost what makes ‘you’ you?” He sighs and looks out the window while eating the burger. From behind him, someone says, “Mr. Christ your private helicopter to rich pedophile island has arrived.” “Ok,” says Jesus. He is gone in the final panel and a helicopter is flying away in the background. He appears to have smeared the remains of his burger on the window before leaving.

a quick comic about jesus

Good meowning friend~

Reading that insane Norway message and thinking about how often I won't text something to my friends because I'm worried I'm bothering them.

extremely close pic of a calico cat sniffing my phone’s camera lens

‘sup

Absolutely; I need to start aligning my spine like that as well, so any tips you can provide would be appreciated

I really hope this earns him more minutes, he’s killllllling it

Here's the full moment of silence including a fan yelling "Go home, ICE"

You and me both ._.

This is the video.

ICE gunning down a bystander just seven blocks from where George Floyd was killed.

Seven blocks.

I lack the words to properly contain my rage at this time.

I bet they’d play it better ♪

Bonus: Japanese hotels still freak out when they hear I’m wiring funds from overseas.

“You can do it, right? We need all fees to be pai-“ yes Toshi-san, I’ve done this hundreds of times, please calm yourself and unbunch your undies

I told people how to wire money to Japan properly when people were sending money to KyoAni after the arson attack.

I can’t fix all the political nightmares that await us next year, but I can totally create a fun distraction for you ❤️

Hojicha ♪