King Krasnov

I know we’re living in a futuristic dystopia, but I did not expect a sudden turn into “12 Monkeys” territory

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And just like that... we got even stupider

Who had "literal destruction of the White House" on your Trump Bingo card?

One year ago: 🇺🇸

@economist.com

polybureaucracy

Richard Donner directed The Goonies.

if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose

Seeing all this coverage on Dolly Parton and Donald Trump today reminds me that both of them prove (in very different ways) that money can't buy class.

Alert Johnson's son! He needs to know ASAP.

My buddy @rjasonmoore.bsky.social did this. Brilliant!

New Release the Epstein Files board game just dropped...

"i just use it to generate ideas"

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

An image from a patent filing (US4656917) for a “musical instrument support” that allows a guitarist to utilize a tapping technique more easily. The patent drawing is of the device’s credited creator, Eddie Van Halen. Source: https://patents.google.com/patent/US4656917

All hail the best patent drawing ever

Congrats to the happy couple!!! 🎉

Cancer is winning

This is adorable and it brightened up my day. It will for you too.

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

Murder is finally funny again

Can Trump Have His Political Opponents Killed? This Trump Judicial Nominee Won’t Say Jennifer Mascott shows that if you are a Trump loyalist who aspires to be a federal judge, there are some things you just can’t say, no matter how absurd you look in the process.

so uh while we're talking about political violence,

Jennifer Mascott, one of Trump’s judicial nominees, received multiple opportunities at her confirmation hearing last Wednesday to clarify her position on the legality of murder and did not take them

ballsandstrikes.org/nominations/...

Maybe we should have just let Y2K happen.

Every member of DNC leadership should have committed seppuku after November and every day that passes only provides more evidence for this

This just reminded me that around 1980, my older brother got a job in an appliance store that dabbled in TVs and early home video. I was able to come by on slow days and watch the original uncut version on videodisc anyway - so jokes on you, Mom & Dad!

It worked on me! My parents wouldn't allow me to see it R-rated (I was 8 or 9 years old at the time), but I finally got my chance to see it in theatres when this version came out.

Gosh, what could possibly go wrong? I can't imagine

...plus the eternal '2 weeks'

The ways that AI is catalyzing our own self-destruction:
- faster and deeper wealth transfer upwards to charlatans and cretins
- empowering the worst humans on earth
- lowering critical thinking skills
- consuming natural resources at staggering rate
- breaking psychological health of millions

2025 will be the year America loses both the Russian Cold War and the American Civil War.

the level of villain is giving silver age comic book

The only "Peace prize" he deserves is a "Piece of Shit Prize"