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just realized that when maintenence came and swapped out my fridge for a new one today i forgot to take my butter out of the old fridge i'm fucking devastated

katamari fucking rules there are so many cool guys to see

any silly zonka wonkas in chat?

and ofc a romantic relationship isn't The Only Thing, friendships and other dynamics are so so important as well. but god. i've been very sad about being alone for a very long time and no amount of besties or ~self love~ can replace it. it's just a different thing

i am so deeply envious of ppl in relationships. it's hard and lonely being single and my life would improve drastically if i had the interdependent support of a partner. i think we should be more outward + honest about that shit, i know it's so common but it still feels embarrassing to say out loud

do NOT tell anyone who uses fb this take btw

just finished watching SoA and all I have to say is that jax sucks and the final scene was so incredibly cheesy that it was actually perfect and I loved it bc it was a fittingly self righteous cornball ending for a cringelord mc president who was the most boring and forgettable member of his club

also what the actual fuck is up with stonehenge what's going on with that

I CARE SO MUCH ACTUALLY

i have found myself without any vegan friends and thus unable to actually Talk about veganism freely and i just might implode with how much i'm feeling about it latelyyyyyy

i wish i could meet more animals

carmen stole eyes from a van gogh, nose from a picasso, and mona lisa's mouth and they didn't even reveal her masterpiece in the episode :(

carmen sandiego serves an unbelievable amount of cunt

aussies are UNMATCHED when it comes to nicknames and they've got em for fuckin everything, it truly heightens the australian reality tv viewing experience

sorry but an everything bagel is just not good enough to justify the obscene mess it makes

need a water bender to unlock my chi rq

just learned jessica rabbit is not a rabbit don't text

i had a dream about a song that i couldn't stop listening to and i woke up and wrote down the lyrics but it's not a real song and i don't even want to look at what i wrote bc it's probably nonsense and i'm sad i can never listen to it again :(

i'm soooooo good at packing and i hate packing soooooooooo much

if i don't have a crush this year i'm gonna freak out

shoutout balsamic vinaigrette

ice cream cone healed me today

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the poor vegan chef who won this vegan/plant-based episode of chopped had to use honey in his winning dessert recipe bc the chopped producers didn't do .05 seconds of research to find out that vegans don't eat honey 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

we need to abolish scented garbage bags

so like. how do i get a job

i made one (1) post about food and being tired and now i'm getting a bunch of posts from ppl squawking about protein and vegan/vegetarianism lol IM VEGAN AND THATS NOT WHY IM TIRED but nice try algorithm! skip!!!!

i've been watching chopped in the morning while i eat breakfast and it always makes me want to COOK some delicious and elaborate meal until i remember how expensive groceries are and how little energy i have these days :(

i wish i could seamlessly rev up the audiobook version of whatever ebook i'm reading and then swap back to the ebook i would be able to read so many more books that way

these companies are really out here offering shit like "48 hrs sick leave annually!" with their whole chest lmao fuck all the way off