Meredith Marks Clip-On Bangs

me at the end of #allherfault

checking in

flop check in

watched the wicked for good trailer

I’ve been added to a “horny trash” list on here lol

when drag queens are back on my tv fighting over old twitter drama

getting your back blown out in the parking lot of an applebees

this is sisterhood

me leaving a room but my belt loop gets caught on the door handle

gm

its friday, sunny and i have no meetings scheduled

oop not trvmp coming for anime and telenovelas now too with this new tariff on films produced outside of the US 😫 no one is safe

she ate 😩

describing the person who broke my car window last night

omw to the dispensary

no more meetings and took off tomorrow

monday

me when i can’t find my vape

joan of arc: “need to give ‘lead an army to victory’ with my haircut”

15th century hairstylist:

doing the bare minimum at work on fridays:

got up early for an 8am meeting and they canceled it just now

hegseth announces official makeup artist for the pentagon:

changed my duvet cover without crying

me cleaning the windows of the flop factory:

the pope after he shook jd vance’s hand:

conclave has begun

‘he is risen’
‘playing with my easter eggs’

jesus walking out the cave after 3 days