@totallygnarly.bsky.social
I'm just a regular guy out there who likes to party you know?
nice
23.08.2025 04:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bet the food is pretty good.
I'm hungry.
That's exactly what I was thinking. I was just thinking "Yup, this guy seems like a real normal person. Just real. And normal. And a person. Just a real regular, normal kinda guy. Yup."
23.08.2025 04:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy shit.
23.08.2025 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well done! I think "Ketchup incoming." is going to be my new go-to punchline whenever there's good news (esp. stuff that is bad for MAGA / Trump.)
14.06.2025 02:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"SMITE!"
holy crap that made me laugh out loud
If you're not sure if you should grow a moustache, listen to some Turbonegro and then you'll know.
14.06.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DJ BF Goodrich B'Gosh
13.06.2025 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DJ BF Goodrich
13.06.2025 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0DJ Chaotic Goodyear?
13.06.2025 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's me: DJ Chaotic Goodnight
13.06.2025 04:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If most homophobes were honest with themselves, there would be a lot more people at Pride events.
07.06.2025 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0shiny gold cross, purple jacket and black shirt
28.05.2025 01:17 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Everyone tells a cool old rock story and then someone else tells a cooler, older rock story.
28.05.2025 01:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it's a play on words
14.05.2025 02:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DJ Gomer and the Piles
12.05.2025 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0farts that sound like questions
01.05.2025 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you listen to heavy metal that's pretty cool
01.05.2025 03:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Honestly you guys sparkling grape juice pretty much rules.
27.04.2025 07:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm for totally serious you guys.
03.04.2025 01:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get Bernie Sanders on Hot Ones yesterday already.
27.03.2025 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The best song to blast while pooping is clearly "Simply the Best" by Tina Turner.
Invigorating.
I haven't quite figured out how to eat chips quietly yet, which totally sucks as I'm sure you can imagine.
14.03.2025 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If someone corrects your pronunciation of a word, make it a point to say the word again later, but, like, even extra wronger.
14.03.2025 03:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let her cook!
12.02.2025 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would suck at being in advertising. I would want the tagline for every brand to be "Discover the Sensation."
Except Nutella... that would be "Nutella parties."
He's 23, Christine. He needs to know.
05.02.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like to toast my feelings a little before I eat them.
04.02.2025 04:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Asking people if they're "gonna watch the Grammys tonight"... but saying the y with a short "i" sound. Like Grimace... "Grammice".
"Are you gonna watch the Grammice tonight?"
"The what?"
"You know... the Grammice."
"Do you mean 'the Grammys'?"
"That's what I said. The Grammice."
Sometimes you just need the real heavy shit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5...
