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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

Actually Democrats want you and your kids to have free health care and education.

Transgender Windmills would be a cool band name.

'Over The Rainbow,' From Kansas To Oz In the first entry of the series What Makes It Great, pianist and composer Rob Kapilow uncovers the secret to the success of "Over the Rainbow."

This 10m piece on the structure of Over The Rainbow is to this day the single most interesting and revealing bit of music analysis I've ever encountered. Highly recommended listen

www.npr.org/2008/10/15/9...

CHYRON: SPIED ON LAWMAKERS?

the question mark is how you know Fox has the goods

YouTube video by CBS Chicago Broadview police chief says ICE agents making false 911 calls

ICE agents calling in fake 911 calls, which is a felony. Pritzker should have them arrested.

youtu.be/SRJ4fb_5_t8?...

Playin’ with the Band Jam Tracks Guitar backing tracks created from live and studio recordings. After the guitar stem has been removed, each track is then mastered for the highest possible quality. Disclaimer: I do not own the orig...

well this is a fun page to deep dive into. backing tracks and isolated tracks created using classic phish, dead, and other jams

www.youtube.com/@PlayinWithT...

Lee press-on toenails

I'm glad I've had Diana DeGette as my representative for +20 years.

"’That's worse. You're a Fascist, Wilbur. That's what you are.’

‘That's absurd,’ I said.

‘Fascists are inferior people who believe it when somebody tells them they're superior,’ she said.

‘Now, now—‘ I said.

‘Then they want everybody else to die,’ she said.”

Slapstick (1976)

Also, I'm bass not keys if that matters

Depends on how complicated the songs are and how much time is expected to get them right (or right enough). I usually get $100 per song if we can blast through 3 or 4 per day. More complicated stuff is $100/hr. That's in Denver ymmv

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion https://theonion.com/stoner-architect-drafts-all-foyer-mansion-1819565679/

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Of course. But that doesn't answer my question

Serious question... what good is a judge or a hearing if Chump is just going to ignore without consequences?

Just arrest them if they fuck with anyone

100%. They were a much better band before he joined. No disrespect to him personally as a percussionist

Why isn't the sky filled with smoke if the city is burning down?

Better

The TS song or the WSP album?

Dude, shut the fuck up

A fool and their money are soon partying

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

Federal forces inexplicably tried to move all protestors out a city block using chemical irritants.

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

Jesus Christ. DHS has held this guy in the hospital handcuffed to a bed and under constant guard for over a MONTH without ANY warrant or even ANY steps taken towards putting him into the removal system!

“There’s a baby!”

Guns drawn. Windows smashed. With a 1 month old in the car. (They did this as he was coming home from an immigration court appointment— which is illegal in Colorado: coloradosun.com/2025/10/01/i...)