@fizzyjoose.bsky.social
π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ He/Him | Raising a glass to the gays and bi's and the trans and the girls and the big bald men. π https://linktr.ee/FizzyJoose π Cincinnati Bengals βΎοΈ Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters
Little bootlicker, fuck 'em.
23.02.2026 14:09 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Went to a comedy show and there was the most stereotypical pick me, yaas girl from the USA in front of me. Bumping keys during the intervals.
She was desperate for attention, finally got it and was ripped into.
Silence since, beautiful.
Spent this morning having a massage and time in a spa. It's now time to smash a load of Temple of Seitan.
22.02.2026 14:19 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Deffo celebrates 420 everyday. Dinnae blame him either.
21.02.2026 22:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was incredible, absolutely magical. Proper sitting there with a massive grin going ear to ear.
I wish Totoro live oot the back of my hoose.
3 rows from the front. Gonna be able smell The Big Man.
21.02.2026 18:38 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Little monster gets a treat.
21.02.2026 04:52 β π 12 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Pal of mine told me the other day that he works with someone who thought you had to be Jewish to be on jury.
20.02.2026 23:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Bold statement from someone who was the president of product development for Microsoftβs CoreAI division...
20.02.2026 23:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The things you do see the big man (Totoro) on stage. Also discovered that the British Museum has a samurai event on. Just need to survive long enough.
20.02.2026 23:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Down in England town, innit bruv.
20.02.2026 23:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They sounded English. It's happened a good few times to me but it's definitely not as bad as clapping after a movie. That's also happened a few times to me. It's not like the director is there or that haha
20.02.2026 23:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just landed in London from Edinburgh and people clapped...
20.02.2026 20:19 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Need to see a doctor if that's the colour of yer cum, pal.
20.02.2026 12:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Andrew, a paedo cyborg rabbit on ketamine
Solicitor: Okay, today's not been good for us. But it's not terminal yet. The car will drive out of here, we'll go somewhere safe & work out our strategy. I need one thing from you. There'll be a million cameras out there so whatever you do, don't look like a paedo cyborg rabbit on ketamine.
Andrew:
I seen someone describe there not being a Bluepoint Bloodborne remake as a "generational mistake".
19.02.2026 22:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ricky probably charged them a few hash coins to let them use his equipment.
19.02.2026 00:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Classic Stu
18.02.2026 21:03 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hard Lads 2: Heatin' Up.
18.02.2026 19:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's like a scene from Trailer Park Boys.
18.02.2026 17:06 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
π΅ Tasty legs and crispy thighs π΅
17.02.2026 23:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Had a very good time seeing big daft IQ lowering riffs tonight.
17.02.2026 22:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, really not on at all. I just honestly hope these cunts don't do anything with my mum cause I'll absolutely explode.
17.02.2026 12:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Nice sandals"
17.02.2026 11:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Think what's worse is that she's said on it that a friend made it and sent it to her.
17.02.2026 11:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0An auld family friend has put up an AI video of them kissing their deid husband.
17.02.2026 08:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0
Editor: You get that sketch of Clint and the orangutan for Every Which Way but Loose?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Probably the Clint Eastwood movie that I've seen the most.
16.02.2026 12:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
