I wonder if Bezos has asked the Russian oligarchs how this usually turns out.

He was pissed he had to appoint a woman.

Ooph!

Swing and a miss on this one, The Bulwark.

You almost wish these people were the rapist murderers MAGA paints them as.

Don't worry. Gallows don't discriminate against women.

That's actually funny.

And, yet, CNN is platforming him. Which is why we should stop even sharing clips from that network.

AOC won't make this mistake.

"That's a nice concentration camp you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it."

She's awesome.

Based.

In a sane world, this would already be in a campaign commercial.

Sorry, Barbie.

Gravity always wins.

This is what America should look like.

Anyone who disagrees is an enemy.

Two weeks is now a year and a half.

They're persona non grata now.

Fuck them forever.

Scott Adams approves this message.

Gallup says he's doing fine.

One other thing: he isn't funny.

Yeah, but Lindsey has had a lifetime of practice at pretending.

You've got about a two thousand year absence to explain.

Seems bad.

"Whoa whoa whoa!" says Vanilla Ice.

"Statutory" and "mandatory"? It was, like, 1973 when rappers figured out you don't have to try to rhyme the entire word.

It's even worse than that. I'm pretty sure The Weekend had to spend millions of his own dollars to fix what they wanted his performance to be.

We need this guy's name, home address, and employer.

No, but the Democratic Party should be.

Let's not insult Sasquatch like that, okay?

Denazification didn't happen in the Soviet zone? Interesting.