Will Greeenwald

- "Get me the original Simpsons theme in the game!"
- "Licensing it is too expensive sir"
- "Then get me a non-union equivalent!"

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

I’ll never forget when I first met one of my favorite Canadians as a teen, and told her “I love Toronto.”

Her response was a sigh, followed by “All Americans do.”

> "diversity can be a weakness."

I don't know how to operationalize this, but other Democrats should not allow Cuomo to self-identify as a Dem without regular pushback.

Nobody who's willing to die on the hill of "diversity is bad" fits in the Dem tent I don't care how big the tent is.

Why are Aidan and Braden acceptable names but if I want to name my kid Raiden I'm a "huge dork" that's "ruining their life?"

The Wawa Gobbler. I prefer Sheetz, but still.

I stay hydrated. That's why they call me

E.T. PUNCH BALLS
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E.T. PUNCH BALLS
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A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls" As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

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I wonder if my flipper zero will still open the charge port on one of these

Journalism tip: If someone says drop the story, that’s a sign to keep reporting.

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ADL removes ‘Protect Civil Rights’ from website as it narrows its mission amid right-wing attacks - Jewish Telegraphic Agency The removal took place after FBI Director Kash Patel said he would cut ties with the ADL, though it is unclear if that has happened.

There it is.

www.jta.org/2025/10/29/u...

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

The NYT has a relationship with Zohran Mamdani that’s like the relationship Rush Limbaugh had with the Clintons: ostensibly disapproving to an unhinged degree, but secretly delighted at a wellspring of endless rube-grifting. /1

... they're putting communion wafers on the blockchain?

I for one think we should have fewer startups that were already invented by Homer Simpson

Immanetize the eschaton using the power of AI!

Bad news everyone, the eschaton won't be immanetized today because AWS is down. Also, there are approximately 10,000 scammers and 100,000 bots also claiming to be Christ.

... which weirdly enough is almost Biblically accurate.

This morning's intrusive thought I didn't ask for:

Philosophically, are the Aquabats the GWAR of ska?

Mamdani did this without tacking to the center by accepting republican framing and throwing marginalized people under the bus or even apologizing for being socialist; something that party operatives who actually want to win might learn from.

It's not actually called Toyotathon, it's Toyotathon's Monster.

American Fascism is so fucking lame, bro. Mussolini called back to Rome. Nazis made up this whole batshit aryan mythology to paper over Germany’s actual history as backwater barbarians. MAGA’s just like “remember when ads were full of white people and cars didn’t have pussy liberal crumple zones?”

METRO EXCLUSIVE Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

Pop'N Dishes

Beastars but it's moose and squirrel

Fuck these people for being cowards

Sexy how to turn off gemini in gsuite

My oval office would have Gunpla shelves and RGB gamer lighting and it still wouldn't be fractionally as embarrassing as his.