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Baron Destructus

@barondestructus.bsky.social

Despite the name, a rather nice fellow just trying to survive in the fascist hellscape of 2025 America.

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You know what was weird last week? I didnโ€™t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.

06.10.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9008    ๐Ÿ” 1807    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

Damn, that's brutal. I would have loved to read that, and hopefully still can some day.

06.10.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t worry, Mitch McConnell, we havenโ€™t forgotten that most of this is your fault.

05.10.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9952    ๐Ÿ” 2239    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 302    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99
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๐Ÿ˜ญ

IG newberlinlibrary

06.10.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15972    ๐Ÿ” 3504    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 215    ๐Ÿ“Œ 304
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โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

05.10.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9921    ๐Ÿ” 4097    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 234    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134

Not sure how it'll help, but...

*covers self in mud*

04.10.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DCTOBER DAY 04: BRAINIAC
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@luisbc.bsky.social
#DCtober #DCtober2025 #Brainiac #Superman #Kypton #ManOfTomorrow #Art #characterdesign #jamesgunn #elseworlds #dceu #80scomics #80scomicbooks #dc #dccomics

04.10.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some times in America we have the exact right President in office to lead in crucial moments (i.e. Lincoln). But at other times we have the exact wrong President in office (i.e. Andrew Johnson). Today we have the worst President in our history in office at a most crucial moment.

04.10.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11479    ๐Ÿ” 2776    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 552    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134

Some how an entire generation grew up watching Scooby doo and instead of realizing the real villains in life are the greedy capitalists hiding behind a made up monster decided ghost pirates and swamp monsters are real.

04.10.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10/4/2025- The Special Agent www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/oc...

03.10.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 287    ๐Ÿ” 127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Ah, you got one of those Amazon returns stores in town too?

04.10.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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look out!

02.10.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Good point. But frick him either way.

02.10.2025 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want to wake up ONE day where my country isn't more hostile than it was the day before.

02.10.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Relax, Stevie, we were calling you a fascist long before Newsom did. On the count of you being the textbook example of a fascist.

01.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just so we're clear:
Americans are GROSSLY underreacting to what is happening in America right now.

Just so we're clear: Americans are GROSSLY underreacting to what is happening in America right now.

30.09.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2708    ๐Ÿ” 775    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54
Dr. Evil:  "One million dollars!"

Dr. Evil: "One million dollars!"

Mr. Beast defends holding world ransom for...

30.09.2025 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's going to be an AMAZING show.

30.09.2025 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republican Politician (noun):

A person who believes that the government can never, ever do anything right, then joins the government to prove it.

30.09.2025 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really didn't expect the Super Bowl halftime show to be the voice of the resistance, but I'll take it.

30.09.2025 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A ghost holding fries 

NO MATTER WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE, THERE'S SOME FORM OF POTATO THAT CAN MAKE IT BETTER.
@jess.a.creates

A ghost holding fries NO MATTER WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE, THERE'S SOME FORM OF POTATO THAT CAN MAKE IT BETTER. @jess.a.creates

@topatoju.bsky.social !

29.09.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, it does seem like "accidentally causing Armageddon" might still be on his schedule.

And, yes, great game. I wasn't sure I'd care for it, but thankfully I had a friend who kept telling me to play. It was an interesting world to learn how to exist in.

30.09.2025 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fish-like creature with a long serpentine tail. Rows of jewels and diamonds grow along its body. It has fish whiskers and two sets of jaws.

A fish-like creature with a long serpentine tail. Rows of jewels and diamonds grow along its body. It has fish whiskers and two sets of jaws.

An aquatic creature, straight from the brines of Hell. This hellspawn came into contact with the magic of a greedy king. His boundless covetousness mutated this beast, and its body now stands as a symbol of greed.

Art by @monstatron.bsky.social.

29.09.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Non-fascist's response to being called a fascist: "Ha, okay. You don't know what words mean, do you?"

Fascist's response to being called a fascist: "I am not! And anyone who says I am needs to be rounded up and put in camps!"

29.09.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, if I ever talked about personal details here, I'd have some stories to tell.

Cheers to all the people in the live casts, though, and anyone who goes to dress up and join in the fun!

29.09.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good luck, it looks like a cool set!

29.09.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha!

Outta curiosity, anyone up for changing the wording for political "Left" and "Right" to "Forward" and "Backward"?

29.09.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headline reading "Trump, 79, Deletes Weird AI Video Shilling Magic Beds"

Headline reading "Trump, 79, Deletes Weird AI Video Shilling Magic Beds"

No, not you too, Weird Al!

29.09.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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