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Tip! No one gets upset at you for doing heroin if you grow it yourself and call it an "artisanal small batch harvest"

You guys I got to meet a possum 🥰😍

Don't be selfish

Well? Is it?

Master I yearn for freedom

Wants a government ID for accounts, new agreement allows them to use anything on your twitter to train ai, and reportedly might charge every user lol if so it's gonna die in like, a day

I was on a shoot at a house bought specifically for "influencers" to rent out. The neighbors apparently are fighting to get it removed because it was a nuisance and it's the first nimby-ism i've ever found myself agreeing with

I love it when people ask what Oliver Stone has against the US government because of the movies he makes. He had to go to fight in the Vietnam war, I think I'd hold a grudge too

My local wildlife has not been eating healthy lately

i met jesus

Kombucha girl meme. Headline: DeSantis on 'life support' 😀 Full headline: DeSantis on 'life support' in NH, plummets in new poll. 😔

RIP to Juan my dealer. You were a good man just trying to support your family. Thank you for cutting off my best friend's heroin supply and always asking about him when I saw you, he's been clean 6 years now.

He filled his cheek pouches with smoke and tried to keep his face neutral. It all came down to this hand. He was ready.

Omg r u serioussssss right now

“He’s a really solid guy” um actually he’s 70% water

*squeeze gently*

Sorry! was trying to reply to this under your post

Long description of how to beat various wildlife 1 on 1, too long for alt text character limit

Always helpful advice on quora

Omg sorry wrong post!!

Finally The Shape of Water with realistic beauty standards

Dave Grohl, throughout the years.

I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.

Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.

Omg yesss the Voidoids!

Close second to cheating when it comes to betrayal dang

Handheld micelings

You can only take one, you hve 10 seconds to choose

there is less pvp among night owls

I always knew morning people were not to be trusted

Love their work! Really excited I got to visit their star on the walk of fame 🥰

I know "eepy" means "sleepy" in softgirl slang, but I will never not think of it as "extremely prone to eep-ing."

Beautiful 😍