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Xpeng IRON robot cut open in front of everyone to prove there's no hijab inside

Xpeng IRON robot cut open in front of everyone to prove there's no hijab inside

Me: Look at how lifelike this is!

Wife: Is that an amputee?

Me: *blinks*...Well, shit.

13.11.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"This tincture is for treating urethra barnacles."

I'm trying to cover the long tail.

09.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soooooooo...I'm *not*getting the kidney?

06.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I won't deny the resource was there for us, but clearly most people weren't learning from it. Gen X is more supportive of *gestures wildly* than any other generation, with boomers a close second.

It's the kids who grew up without that resource who've turned out the most firmly against all this.

01.11.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance . Alt: Lloyd Christmas saying "So you're telling me there's a chance."

People waiting for The Winds of Winter seeing this.

06.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Among my peers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer probably ranks the highest.

Also never saw Titanic, Avatar, or even a single episode of 90210, Survivor or American Idol. No shade intended towards those that love them, but they just never interested me in the slightest.

05.10.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"We have to get them off the streets..."

20.09.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 10

I'd say that depends on how good you are with a paintbrush.

15.09.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, the toss is impressive and all, but how the hell does he so effortlessly scoop that many bagels onto the plank in the first place?

16.08.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Diapers are supposed to go on the other end of the dog.

14.08.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was at the 7:00 show, but watched this anyway to catch anything I might have missed live. Blew my mind when it was an almost completely different (but equally hilarious) set.

I knew your sets are different week to week. Didn't realize that they are new hour to hour. Your are crazy talented.

13.08.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, in Montana: the hairs on the back of Hank Green's neck stand up and he turns to face the horizon, as if hearing duty's call once more.

07.08.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean... to be fair, it did the same thing in reality.

17.07.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with you, in general, but there are some favorite books that I will never reread, because the first read landed so perfectly. I want that first read feeling to remain my feeling on book and won't risk a subsequent read changing it.

In short, I love them too much to reread them.

15.07.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At first (and, if I'm being honest, second and third) glance, I thought that was a chinchilla head mounted like a deer trophy.

15.07.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today's burrito is going to be...interesting.

19.05.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, I'm pretty sure that they're real.

28.04.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Half-Broke Horses, her follow-up to this, about her grandmother, was excellent.

18.04.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't be a worrywart.

It's like that famous poem about the Nazis says:

"First, they came for the socialists,
And I said nothing because I was not a socialist.
And that was the only group they cared about,
So, we're all good.
Go us!"

17.04.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The same fool who said that you have to read every book that you buy.

That way lies madness.

17.04.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The failure of libertarians to pick the right side in this has exposed their whole thought system. A principled libertarian attack on limiting government overreach would be welcome at this time. Put no such thing exists. Libertarian just means selfish.

15.04.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3994    πŸ” 645    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 138

I should note, in case you're unfamiliar, hbomberguy's videos are not just a guy screaming "this sucks!" for an hour, as the opening minutes of this one might imply. He's actually very insightful and regularly delves deeply into game design theory.

16.04.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fallout 3 Is Garbage, And Here's Why
YouTube video by hbomberguy Fallout 3 Is Garbage, And Here's Why

Why, indeed.

youtu.be/mLJ1gyIzg78?...

16.04.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a penguin sticking its head out of a hole next to a piece of paper that says it was a joke Alt: A penguin tapping a sign that says "it was a joke"
12.04.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this looks cute, but when a dog lays on its back like that and closes its eyes, it is stressed!

In the wild, wolves use shiatsu massage and aroma therapy to dominate other dogs. This is not fun for him!

12.04.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

How capitalism actually works:
American product: $10
Chinese knockoff: $9
<Trump tariffs>
Chinese knockoff now: $15
American product now also $15 for some reason.

05.04.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1057    πŸ” 251    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 13

Shouting through the rusty screen door:

"Oakley, Rayban, come back inside!

Your cousins, Warby and Parker, came over to visit!"

28.03.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it goes like most of my projects, the first load will be laughably insufficient and the second load "to finish it off" will be vastly too much.

26.03.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's that, boss? No, no, I wasn't zoning out during work! This doodle is a defense in depth measure.

16.03.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suddenly, the Muppet Show Lego figures in the background of your videos make sense.

Sidenote: I am *super* envious of those.

12.03.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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