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"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom

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"Frankly Gene I don't think his mouth was all that purdee at all."

24.10.2025 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

-Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
-You said rape twice, why?
-I like rape.

24.10.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make my own bread?? What am I, an elf?

24.10.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love his little moments of random civility. They must drive his thralls crazy.

24.10.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did ICE deport Dan Bongino? Guy just fell off the face of the earth

23.10.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And you know that sumbitch is like 178-years-old. This is probably the 50th house he's torched.

23.10.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's no joke. I remember one day in February of 1988 or 89 when it was like 60 degrees, and everyone lost their minds. Like it was the craziest shit we'd ever seen. 60 degrees in the dead of winter!! Now 60 degree days in February are pretty common in New York.

23.10.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panel 1: Top-down-ish perspective of Shen pushing his shopping cart into a checkout aisle. He is looking up at a sign attached to the aisle, that reads "EXPRESS LANE - 12 ITEMS OR LESS"

Panel 2: Shen picks up two bags of carrots in his shopping cart, saying "Aw jeez. The carrots are in two bags, so I think I technically have 13 items."

Panel 3: Shen rubs the back of his head, smiling with a twinge of nervousness but also clearly accepting the situation. He says "ah, well, I'm sure they'll understand..."

Panel 4: Shen is blindfolded and on his knees in front of the wall in the parking lot behind the store, with his hands tied behind his back. The cashier, still in apron, is pointing a rifle at him.

Panel 1: Top-down-ish perspective of Shen pushing his shopping cart into a checkout aisle. He is looking up at a sign attached to the aisle, that reads "EXPRESS LANE - 12 ITEMS OR LESS" Panel 2: Shen picks up two bags of carrots in his shopping cart, saying "Aw jeez. The carrots are in two bags, so I think I technically have 13 items." Panel 3: Shen rubs the back of his head, smiling with a twinge of nervousness but also clearly accepting the situation. He says "ah, well, I'm sure they'll understand..." Panel 4: Shen is blindfolded and on his knees in front of the wall in the parking lot behind the store, with his hands tied behind his back. The cashier, still in apron, is pointing a rifle at him.

23.10.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7714    ๐Ÿ” 1149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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Dont worry guys, he loves you back. Hey did I ever tell you what happened to Ivana, who he also loved?

23.10.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stardust should be a chiropractor

22.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jesus Christ how big does a ballroom need to be? Is he going to park zeppelins in that stupid thing?

22.10.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WOW that was baaaaad. Like offensively awful. If you're curious about Ed Gein watch Steve Railsback's Ed Gein movie from 2000 instead. This is crap.

22.10.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The bloody, barbaric origins of the Hair Club for Men

22.10.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Uh- huh. Hey did you see his arch? It's bitchin!

22.10.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats what they call a hard sell

22.10.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

21.10.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6246    ๐Ÿ” 956    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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309 - Strange Tales X.1: Fateful Encounters by The History of China

#309 - Strange Tales X.1: Fateful Encounters

Pull up a chair 'round the hearth and get ready for some autumn chills!

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22.10.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh well. Hope the job at least pays well

22.10.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not mine! But yeah I'd love to see it in person.

21.10.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Halloween in Ireland is a party. Don't forget that the Irish and the Scottish are the ones that popularized the holiday in the US. And they're still lovin it.

21.10.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The lovin was just that good

20.10.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I know it's petty, but at this point I'll take whatever consequences the universe is willing to dole out

20.10.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He had his own radio show years ago

20.10.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i haven't seen tron: ares yet but i'm saving "more like jared deleto" for later

20.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 352    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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He never forgave us for how happy we all were that time we thought he died.

20.10.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

technology is great until it stops working and you die of can't do anything

20.10.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Denver wasted no time in immortalizing him

20.10.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is Ed Wood a Halloween movie? I feel like yes, spiritually it is.

20.10.2025 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Dirty Old Man" always creeped me out the most

20.10.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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