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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

29.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 42364    πŸ” 13664    πŸ’¬ 1237    πŸ“Œ 1057

Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...

17.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3435    πŸ” 2097    πŸ’¬ 348    πŸ“Œ 392

gonna be so many fucking frog suits by the end of October:

- padding from projectiles
- insulates in the cold
- positive pressure to keep gas out
- full body coverage
- remove it and you've disappeared
- flexible for air humping
- obscures face from cameras
- one size fits all, all genders
- sexy

09.10.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 451    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

Weak

28.09.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah this dude reinvented himself into a douche.

26.09.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a life long Democrat and I’m saying this from the bottom of my heart… please resign. We need new leadership. You’re incapable of meeting the moment we’re in.

03.09.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. πŸ₯ͺ

15.08.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 40336    πŸ” 12224    πŸ’¬ 1167    πŸ“Œ 685

So, you’re saying it’s illegal to throw a sandwich at the gestapo but it’s totally cool to beat Capitol police with American flags?

14.08.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

Imagine a German saying they're proud of the Nazi part of their history.

07.08.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5569    πŸ” 1430    πŸ’¬ 411    πŸ“Œ 71
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In a disgusting display of authoritarian abuse, ICE violently detains an Iranian-born American doctor, even breaking his car window, as he dropped his child off at daycare.

22.07.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 916    πŸ” 548    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 77
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In Sacramento yesterday morning a US citizen is tackled by ICE agents as his horrified wife screams.

18.07.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8230    πŸ” 4318    πŸ’¬ 961    πŸ“Œ 623
Ted Cruz: β€˜Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

Ted Cruz: β€˜Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

Ted Cruz: β€˜Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

08.07.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 21216    πŸ” 3810    πŸ’¬ 502    πŸ“Œ 239
Tweet from the Durham Bulls that reads "Y'all means all. #PrideNight"

Tweet from the Durham Bulls that reads "Y'all means all. #PrideNight"

Tweet from a user saying "Please delete," and Durham Bulls responding "No."

Tweet from a user saying "Please delete," and Durham Bulls responding "No."

Tweet from a user saying, "Actually, no it does not! Stop dividing people." with a response from the Durham Bulls saying, "Inclusion's actually the exact opposite of division"

Tweet from a user saying, "Actually, no it does not! Stop dividing people." with a response from the Durham Bulls saying, "Inclusion's actually the exact opposite of division"

Tweet from someone saying "Maybe don't promote gay sex to children?" with the Durham Bulls responding, "Okay, sexyman159861581242902587231848675309"

Tweet from someone saying "Maybe don't promote gay sex to children?" with the Durham Bulls responding, "Okay, sexyman159861581242902587231848675309"

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

26.06.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 20330    πŸ” 3503    πŸ’¬ 188    πŸ“Œ 298

Yet again America is bombing the Middle East and yet again we the American people are given a very lame excuse as to why.

22.06.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 17483    πŸ” 3081    πŸ’¬ 600    πŸ“Œ 108

You look old af

10.06.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can walk and chew gum at the same time, thanks. If I want to call out our leadership for not meeting the moment, I will.

01.05.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And how are you spending YOUR time?! Posting nothing helpful online. Thanks. I’m good. How about you actually DO SOMETHING

29.04.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Resign.

29.04.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s my old neck of the woods!

25.04.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it the trade war or Elon self sabotaging himself, and by proxy his brands?

23.04.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job

23.04.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7690    πŸ” 612    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 16

Stop posting. Do something.

05.04.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gave it to him chuck. Retire bro.

05.04.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dad is 24, with his oldest being 10. So he was 14 when he became a father. Only 4 years older than his oldest child now…

02.04.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU!

02.04.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I left Twitter almost immediately after the election for my own mental health.

31.03.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lord help us these next four years. Please hire a better comms person. Let’s meet the moment

28.03.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BENNET: Did you know that the president's Middle East adviser was in Moscow on this thread while you were as director of the CIA participating in this thread? Were you aware of that?!

RATCLIFFE: I'm not aware of that

BENNET: It's am embarrassment

25.03.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 29030    πŸ” 8100    πŸ’¬ 1186    πŸ“Œ 693

Do something

22.03.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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