Could it be any louder?

So unrealistic, Trump would never touch fruit.

The cheese is slipping from the cracker

Bet you sh*t like velvet

Here's my latest filing for the PNG Courier for those too time poor to visit my Substack. (You should still subscribe.)

It's a parody

I wouldn't give that man a shallow ditch and a bag of lime.

Short selling. His Russian bank balance growing every time

Early prototype

"Jizz": an internet slang word meaning panache. All the young whippersnappers are using it. And Sir Mick. Elon has it in spades.

Fabrique Belgique!

Fall of the Damned, featuring Trump, Musk and co, whilst Right Rev Mariann Budde delivers her message from the pulpit at the inaugural prayer service.

Melania with Trump looking like the Gestapo.

🎵 Brimful of Nazi with the 45 🎵

Why it's just as John Major said, Britain will forever be the country of long shadows on cricket grounds, warm beer, invincible green suburbs, dog lovers, and old maids bicycling to Holy Communion through the morning mist!!

I've been following Tamara Rubin's independent lab testing of prenatal supplements, it's wild how much heavy metals are in them.

The Little and Large reboot looks naff

youtube.com/watch?v=YbEQ...

Proposterous and without evidence

Luigi's Manifesto Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

The concept Nigel Farage is incapable of grasping is human rights are universal - if we start stripping away basic human rights from any section of society then none of us has rights – just privileges that can be taken away by people in power whenever they want. I’ll fight that to my last breath

Don't bother with any swab tests - too unreliable. Buy the glowing tests - Lumetallix or Flurospec (basically the same test). Worth it.