emily tells flat jokes

Getting on a call and immediately announcing that you have a hard stop at whatever time is such a baller move

I feel like the act of making art is both the most isolating activity and the activity that grafts us most to the rest of humanity

@alexsteed.bsky.social My childhood “crush” on Eddie Vedder consisted of me fantasizing that he was my adult older brother from a previous marriage of one of my parents and that he would stick up for me. So yea your thing about Jem being your aunt makes absolute and utter sense to me.

Someone on Goodreads gave a collection of meditations based on the writings of Meister Eckhart one star because he says God too much

Goodbye I am done

I was just listening to them this morning

I hate AI so much. Like you don’t even know

Hey Memphis pals, remember to take note of who aids and abets the NG during the occupation of our city. Remember that the best way to fight your fear is to organize and do something.

Memphis’s state rep responds to impending occupation.

“The bird” lololol

I’m gonna need to make another anonymous social media account where I can say aloud all the inside thoughts, aren’t I

My fave thing about the 90s is that the Crash Test Dummies had a hit song and no one batted an eye about it

Who wants to be my Gen X comfort cousin?

Siri how to have chill?

Please have a perfect day ok?

I got two this summer. They make me happy every single time I see them.

I subscribed to it for years only to realize that everything I was watching on BritBox (and Criterion and Prime) was already available for free on Tubi.

I miss everything

It’s been a hard day so this evening I am having a couple drinks and listening to @yourewrongabout.bsky.social and goddamnit if Sarah Marshall isn’t the best person ever. She is the equivalent of your cool older cousin

a close up of a woman wearing a blue coat and earrings . ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a blue coat and earrings .

Duo Lingo just gave me a passage to translate that said Pittsburgh is the Venice of the United States

I will be your friend!

I wish I loved anything as much as chatgpt loves sprinkling emojis into text

Who did the Clark Tower’s branding and why did they just ctrl+c Kraftwerk

St. Ignatius, Stargazing and the Spiritual Life - Jesuits.org Although St. Ignatius wasn’t an astronomer, the spiritual life and the cosmos have always been intertwined in the Jesuit tradition.

My Besfrinn Cameron wrote this and it’s beautiful and you should read it

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Why on earth would you choose to be a cop when you could be a firefighter

There are not enough hours in the day for me to hate ai

“Death is largely a threat to those who have not yet lived their life.” -Richard Rohr

Alex you know you cannot resist the pull of the bass pro pyramid 😂

Holla if you take a side quest to Memphis :)

I don’t want a cashback offer

I want children in Gaza to be fed