Jane Haze

I found the Google Easter egg organically by searching for Mariah Carey. Don’t ask me why I did - it’s kind of cute.

a group of people are dancing in a dark room with the words heatwave this is my island in the sun . ALT: a group of people are dancing in a dark room with the words heatwave this is my island in the sun .

“Our assets are frozen!”

I know that too well.

a picture of chewbacca with the words gosh darn below him ALT: a picture of chewbacca with the words gosh darn below him

Other countries tax so much, how could you live there?!

*adds up us taxes plus insurance that is typically covered by other countries*

… hey!

Make sure you give yourself a budget, like you would in a casino.

Gigaparts in Huntsville is also an epic nerd kingdom.

For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B.

I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.

Trump getting the first peace prize from a soccer organization who is known for human rights violations feels a lot like Michael Jackson accidentally getting the artist of the millennium award at the WMAs.

Someone is going to have to tell him, but he won’t understand.

The irony of Friday night after working all week. “I’m going to stay up so late….!”

…. 20 minutes later. This is bs.

From a (soon to be master’s degree holding) power systems engineer, they’re creating no-excuses expensive policies that will bankrupt communities and pull us farther behind the rest of the world in energy generation.

I love how my similarity checker decided I had two similarity possibilities in 107 pages. One was a common definition and the second was a reference to my thesis on the MS State website. I call that originality.

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I bet there’s a direct reverse correlation of less internet traffic to porn sites, with increase of social media promoted pictures of Donald Trump.

That neckgina flapping around is a labial dehydrator.

Steve Cropper, Legendary Guitarist for Booker T. & the MG’s, Otis Redding and the Blues Brothers, Dies at 84 Steve Cropper, guitarist for Booker T. & the MG's, Otis Redding, the Blues Brothers and many more, has died. He was 84.

if I could only listen to one kind of music for the rest of my life, the answer would be Memphis soul. RIP Steve Cropper, whose guitar and production defined the Stax sound as much as Booker T’s organ or Otis Redding’s shout

I need to become a civil engineer just to specialize in manholes and erections.

The dogs wore sweaters to bed and felt like tiny humans clinging to me all night. I kept waking up feeling like I was in threesome Peter Dinklage and Warwick Davis.

For slytherin?

Nothing demonstrates a manly, warrior ethos like throwing your admiral under the bus.

So the crate of green tomatoes I picked from the volunteer plants turned into several pounds of not green tomatoes. Tomato soup is the most effective way to get rid of 3 lbs of tomatoes quickly.

Master’s thesis successfully defended.

Bam! Can I get frocked to just say I have already earned the MSE title?

Dressing, cranberry sauce, *and* gravy?! How dry were the original turkeys that they needed three methods of post-production moisture replacement.

Damn. 😕

Someone was shot on I-240 towards 385.

Maybe if the Memphis task force wasn’t so busy harassing immigrants, they could be policing areas with high crime. Just a thought.

When I grow up, I want to make a strong living by writing social media advertisement for intimate apparel, sex toys, and whatever these are.

“You have adult money. Why would you wear those shoes?” - my internal dialog looking at a guy in his 30s wearing all black Reebok-esque sneakers with khakis that need to be 2 inches longer.

Yeah, neither am I. The international relations game is like that of a small municipal government. If they put Towanna Murphy in charge of something, I would just think “of course they did.”

From a military strategy perspective, the guy was a CIA informant. With this attitude, we will lose more CIA intel, making conflicts harder to win.

So glad we are so American first that we give up entire military tactics.

I gained 2.6 pounds between yesterday and today. It will take me 3 weeks at best to lose it. The only remedy is to go fill up a feed bowl and eat more.

“Uncle Dana, I want to be the backwards talking dwarf in the red room this year! You can be the bedroom horse.”

Interesting. We have been training in Poland for years… 🤔