Jane Haze

There is something weird about adults putting on Mickey Mouse ears. Slightly less when children are present, infinitely more if at Disney sans kids.

Cormac McCarthy’s Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts Taken from works of the late great Cormac McCarthy. - - -

"Everywhere the dying groan and the horses lay screaming... Happy Valentine's Day!"https://buff.ly/g1Qx3JM

Memphis for the win!!!

Arlington's Kenneth Walker III wins Super Bowl MVP Defenses dominated Sunday’s Super Bowl LX, but former Arlington High running back Kenneth Walker III stood out as one of the only outstanding offensive players and earned the Most Valuable Player award.

Defenses dominated Sunday’s Super Bowl LX, but former Arlington High running back Kenneth Walker III stood out as one of the only outstanding offensive players and earned the Most Valuable Player award.

That lady violinist is a University of Alaska Fairbanks alumna. Did not know UAF would be representing like that.

two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse . ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .

Lindsey Vonn is the Black Knight of Skiing.

I am in a deep, committed relationship with my heating pad due to an injury from being asleep last weekend.

Who says people don’t know how to party on Saturday nights when you get older?

'Cause out on the edge of darkness
There walks a peace dog
Oh, peace dog , take this country
Come take me home again

If you are really appalled that a rich person hooked up with Russian hookers, you guys are going to freak when you figure out who’s been living in the East Wing of the White House.

The Memphis potholes have a season kickoff party booked at the peabody rooftop for next week. Carla Thomas has declined their invitation to perform, despite the potholes claiming it’s going to be a hit!

This administration is making Don Lemon a leftist radical.

The hell???

Centrist, both-sidism news, comedy, and media got us here, among other things.

Ahhh, I'm only at General. This will be the first 10 year renewal for me. I am surprised that I've stuck with the hobby. It's a strange rabbit hole....

HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAA!
She spent $1,000,000 for this.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*Steak sandwich

Porn stars on social media are so funny.
Post 1: *butt*
Post 2: *tits*
Post 3: *crotch*
Post 4: *soft core orgy*
Post 5: "Here's my dog!"
Post 6: *more crotch, but in a costume this time*

Yes. Literally have been waiting a year…. Bah!

Sad boot fail. Old plastic is not your friend.

1,500 soldiers in Alaska said to be on standby to assist ICE operation Two infantry battalions with the Army’s Alaska-based 11th Airborne Division reportedly are on standby for possible deployment to Minnesota. That’s according to reports from NPR and other U.S. and inte...

Watch this story in the next 48 hours.

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ICE is not military. They are a militant wing of the TSA at best.

I wish that were mine, but I think referring to them as such is the way to go. They are a disgrace to any military branch and do not deserve the honors that go with it.

Real military swear an oath to protect The Constitution against enemies, foreign and domestic. The Gravy Seals promise to defend their rights to second helpings and bad trigger control.

Everyone in Memphis is reacting like they’re women on dating apps. “How many inches? No, not what you *think*. I need a ruler.”

Jesus. Our moral authority is weakened everyday.

Reminder - if you take someone home with you at the bar tonight, you may be stuck with them until Tuesday. Hook up responsibly.

It’s times like these I wish we had a fully funded weather forecasting entity.

Remember 2024? Good times.

Wow. Just wow.

Each bout of COVID is like a complex wine. This one is exhausting with light loss of flavor that finishes with a delightful brain fog for a thoroughly catatonic experience.

BREAKING: Snidely Whiplash joins Board of Peace.

Good joke.