Jen Clarke

A haunted house but it’s a 2 am email from Workday

That ChatGPT commercial with the Perfume Genius track just makes me so mad

Mmmm yeah I know what this means

He’s just mad no one’s asked him for his four favorites.

lol Thunder fans cheering their hearts out for Steven Adams and booing Kevin Durant

Metaphor has completely given up.

UT kicker Turbyville’s name sounds like a drunk person making fun of Tommy Tuberville

Oh, no! Not my cloud! Are the scammers even trying anymore.

Disappointed crimping has been mentioned multiple times on this week’s #GBBO and not one person has made a Mighty Boosh reference.

Love when they throw those little decoy categories in there and I actually catch the reference

Also, I’ve concluded lately that I’d prefer to know fewer people’s opinions about most things.

Lazy AI descriptions and overwhelming negativity. I’m familiar with only one of these names yet these are trending topics for me on Threads. Poisoned algorithm.

Can’t begrudge anyone a check but I don’t love hearing New Order’s “Age of Consent” on car commercials.

My son has figured out how to peel his own banana. I was already unemployed, now I’m practically useless.

(Not about the fact of the spoiler, but the content of it.)

Well I saw a Bake-Off spoiler and once again I’m big mad about it.

Wonder what he’s in trouble for this time

Ready for big Tiger footbawl #gotigersgo

I know I’m supposed to reserve some of the pasta water but I’ve never needed it once.

People say “it’s all over now” when your kid starts walking but really it’s when they can start opening doors

LMAO it looks like a dress form.

He really said “never again” after Wimbledon

New series of #GBBO looks promising. Lot of diversity and interesting stories. Iain, Jessika and Nataliia are my three. Hassan gave me Rahul vibes.

Looks like I can’t yell “C’MON! JAKE ELLIOTT AIN’T WALKIN THRU THAT DOOR” when Memphis attempts a stupid long FG anymore 😱

Assuming they live long enough to get there.

Who stands in line at Domino’s, and who eats Domino’s when Pequod’s is right there. Just a bad joke on every level.

Personality test: do you make a Zoolander joke or a Royal Tenenbaums reference in response to this image? For me, the latter — but that should surprise no one.

Ya don’t say.

Ya don’t say.

It makes sense for a brand’s logo not to be a complicated line drawing that’s indecipherable from far away when 100% of their marketing consists of billboards and interstate exit signs. But don’t let me interfere with a good outrage.