Ali Nelson-The Rest is History

I've found an old WW II shell, what shall I do with it?

Put it in your arsenal

Later, I'm having my new hearing aids fitted first.

My book ASK A HISTORIAN is on offer for 99p on eBook, and it's gone to Number 1 in the Fun Facts category! Because yes, facts ARE fun!
www.amazon.co.uk/Ask-Historia...

‘Quiz’ is streaming now on Netflix. Enjoy.

AI generated: 'Unacustard as 1am to peaching in pubic, this is not the first time today I have risen from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my handwaitforlaughhere... '

Good news for all aspiring comedy writers. Please share - and enter the competition, if you can!

Just post- ordered my copy

Stop Tolkien Sense
#tolkienheads

a man with blonde hair is wearing a suit and tie and making a face . ALT: a man with blonde hair is wearing a suit and tie and making a face .

This clip always reminds me of the bemused expression a dog has as it stares at it's own backside having just farted.

A Valentine’s card with an illustration of an ice lolly.

My best selling Valentine’s card so far is this one…
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/product-page...

Love the image.
We once played a gig to the proverbial 'one man and his dog' except the bloke couldn't make it but the black Labrador still turned up... not joking.

Have a good one 😎

PAYDAY WEEKEND - TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMAZING @gailmyerscough.co.uk print, especially with Valentine’s Day coming up, please have a look and share far and wide, cheers! Xx

With brain overload, ironically coffee is the last thing you need 🤪

Doesn't help when the electronic menu keeps flipping to the next screen before you can register what a skinny, no shot, regular ( which irw is massive) velvety mocha chocolate do- dah, is...

Some brilliant previews of CROSSING THE FLOOR by the brilliant Rosie Holt and a much-loved veteran.

January eventually gets the message and reluctantly slinks off towards the door; the last guest at a party that, when you start yawning and put the cat out, finally takes the hint.

🙏

Promoting anything on SM is like trying to convince a penguin it needs banjo lessons.

This is ticking along nicely still, would love to have you on board. I don't feel bad promoting it because I'm comfortably making a loss on it. Trailer from @matryer.bsky.social once more.

The Write Stuff Featuring Writer and Poet María Gallardo Interviews with Amazing Authors!

The Write Stuff featuring Writer and Poet María Gallardo!

#booksky #poetry #poetrycommunity #poetrysky

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The Last Queen: Book One of The Chronicles of Cleopatra Amazon.com: The Last Queen: Book One of The Chronicles of Cleopatra eBook : Lawrence, G. : Books

#NewRelease!

Egypt, 58 BCE
Ptolemy Princess Cleopatra grows up in a palace of wonders, delights & dangers

Through peril & politics Cleopatra's fate unfolds, leading her to Egypt's throne

The Last Queen
$3.99
#Free #KindleUnlimited!
#Histfic #Ancient #KU #booksky 💙📚💙📚📚💙
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The Saveloy strikes back.

My band has played many pubs that mysteriously close down a week after the gig...

My Copenhagen design featured on the AOI website

I’m featured on the Association of Illustrators homepage today.
I’ve been a member of The AOI for a while now and I’d recommend it to any illustrator.

We're only ever 42 minutes away from death; fate keeps spinning the dial to keep us going, but one day it hits the countdown button by mistake. ..
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You sound like the protagonist in my book....

Hire Matt

I once had to wait over two weeks for them to finally say 'no'...
And 'if you don't get out the office, I'll call the police'.

February currently cowering in the corner refusing to come out.

68% historical accuracy guaranteed *

*not guaranteed

The Rest is History parts 1&2
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The Write Stuff Featuring Horror Author and Poet Bethany Russo Interviews with Amazing Authors!

Horror Author and Poet Bethany Russo shares her time with us on The Write Stuff as we chat about where it all began for her, the wonderful inspiration of her story-teller grandfather, the books she loves, and the inherent dangers posed by custard creams!

lawrenceg.substack.com/p/the-write-...